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Sheaster
boss baby
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Sheaster • sheister • sheater • Shmastered • Shaster • Shasterbait • shasterbate • shasterbated • Shastered • Shaster McGrotha
Shwastered
it's a combination of the words: Sloshed, Hammered, Wasted, Ripped, Euphoric, Destroyed. Basically it decribes being drunk in the utmost emphasis, and also can be utilized when stating you want to get drunk. I.E. let's get crunk.
Shwastered by Swiftverbicide December 14, 2009
shasterbate
shitting while masterbating
person number 1: "oh wow Justin the football player, takes a long time in the bathroom"
person number 2: "hes probably masturbating while he shits"
person number 1: "haha, Justin shasterbates"
person number 2: "hahahaha thats clever. shasterbate!"
person number 2: "hes probably masturbating while he shits"
person number 1: "haha, Justin shasterbates"
person number 2: "hahahaha thats clever. shasterbate!"
shasterbate by shexcelent December 1, 2009
sheister
That used car salesman is a real sheister
Shlastered
Consuming as much Alcohol as possible in a certain time range. Eventually one will end up in the state of mind of being shit-faced/plastered. (Shlastered)
In PCB we were so fucking fed up with this ginger fuck named harris that we would just make sure he would get shlastered and pass out.
Shlastered by Harris is Bk May 4, 2009
sheisterly
The act of being a douchebag while simultaneously being very grimy with your money. Thus, being really cheap, yet still maintaining an attitude that you're better than anyone else.
D-bag: Every bitch on this campus wants my dick.
Reluctant friend: Ok that's cool I guess... So, dude, do you have your share for the keg?
D-bag: Nah, you'll have to spot me.
Reluctant friend: You sheisterly asshole.
Reluctant friend: Ok that's cool I guess... So, dude, do you have your share for the keg?
D-bag: Nah, you'll have to spot me.
Reluctant friend: You sheisterly asshole.
sheisterly by Anton Hammersmith December 14, 2010
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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