spamster

spam + Pam + Hamster, used in the the show, The Office.

Micheal Scott - Spamster..
Pam - umm, Pam plus spam plus...
Micheal Scott - hamster
Me - lmao! that was so comical!

by \Bunit/ January 9, 2008

spamster

1. Member of the Meat Processers' Union.

2. Member of the Internet Advertisers' Union.

3. Hamsters raised by MacDonald's to become "chicken" nuggets.

PETER: Damn these chicken nuggets are good!

BOBBY: (mumbling) Poor spamsters.

PETER: What did you say?

BOBBY: Oh, nothing.

by Jack Bozdog June 11, 2006

Spamswer

Whenever you ask a question via IM, and the other party responds only with a link.

Person A: "Hey, wait, was Jesus and Mary Chain shoegaze?"

Person B: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shoegaze

Person A: "Don't spamswer me!"

by ostensible February 25, 2009

Slamster

A cross between a slut and a hamster that just cannot help her self when confronted by a male gerbil.

Jon the gerbil: Hi
Isabelle: fuck me
Jon: what I'm a gerbil
Isabelle: I don't care. I hear gerbils have big Hairy schlongs.
Jon: Bit of a Slamster then.

by Frog eyes January 2, 2012

Spamservice

Spamservice- Constant fanservice found in anime because the anime producers are pandering to desperate otakus who will buy their lolibait and softcore porn. Note that there's a difference between having a fanservice scene every once in a while and fanservice in every scene(known as spamservice). The Case of Spamservice is usually spotted in Harems and Ecchi, though other genres can become prone to this story-crippling condition. If spotted, run. If running isn't available, crawl you fatass.

Otaku Weeboo Fan: OMIGAH GIRLZ BRAVO IZ THE BEST ANIMEH EVAR!

Cynical Anime Fan: It has crappy fanservice, a stupid and knock-off plot, and terrible characters.

Harem Fan: Yeah, the constant spamservice killed it for me.

Cynical Fan: I miss the days of Cowboy Bebop...... -implodes-

Harem Fan: CURSE YOU SPAMSERVICE!!!

WARNING: SPAMSERVICE KILLS CYNICS

by The Cynical Anime Fan November 21, 2013

Slamsterdam

Where the boning, crushing, and smashing goes down (read: site of fornication). Slamsterdam is the capital of the Bederlands. Sister cities include Dickstanbul, Cockstantinople, Bangcock, New Pork, etc.

"So what happened?"
"Went over there, hung out, boneage but then we ran out of condoms, and I yelled at him for letting resources deplete and not replacing......got in a good trip to Slamsterdam though"
"Ride or die, yo"

by LPawnShopL March 19, 2009

spamsers

People that send annoying spams to people that don't want them.

The spams that these damn spamsers keep sending me are making me angry enough to use the toilet!

by Reek Stankleberry May 18, 2004