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A beautiful girl that is very unique takes a while to understand and know but once you do she is one of a kind. May think she’s crazy but you’ll never want to leave her alone friendship or relationship wise
Sheltion was laughing
by Noodles44 November 22, 2021
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shelationship

Noun - A non-sexual relationship between two straight females. Generally involving gabbing, talking, whispering, sharing secrets, giggling, expression of feelings, shopping, and copious discussion of shoes and clothes.

Shelationship is the antonym of "bromance". Where a bromance involves two men doing all sorts of cool manly things together, like fighting bulls, shooting crossbows, and shaving mohawks, a shelationship has none of that. Instead it has close bonding, and possibly a Sandra Bullock movie.

Provenance/Origin: "shelationship" is a portmanteau of the two words "she" and "relationship".
John "Hey Steve, can you get away from Julie this weekend for some spearfishing?"

Steve "Totally! Julie is in a serious shelationship with that girl Brenda, and they are going to be scrapbooking all weekend. After we're done, let's go skydiving."

John "Awesome!"
by MC A.G. August 6, 2010
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Lyle Shelton

Lyle Shelton - An act by an anti-gay or anti-trans person designed to remove, rescind, restrict or amend legislative protections for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Trans or Intersex people.
We were disappointed to see the member of parliament attempt to Lyle Shelton the anti-discrimination provisions of the legislation.
by Gay Australia August 23, 2016
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Shelton's Law

(noun):

1. The law that is imposed upon everyone once 2:00 A.M. has arrived but is only imposed after someone yells it to the group at hand. Which then, after the law has been stated, the group (or person, if said person states it upon his or herself) must stay up for the rest of the night and long into the next day, no matter what (unless a person can provide a legitimate reason as to why they need sleep that particular night).
JS: It's 2:00 A.M. already?

JB: Wait no I- !!

JS: SHELTON'S LAW!!!!!!

JB: *sighs* Alright fine, let's go get coffee and some Monsters.

JS: WHOO!! Never gonna sleep!!! *darts out of the room*
by Phoenix_Gold September 28, 2011
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Shelton

A classic man, usually someone who knows everybody but truly only keeps the select elite close to him , always attains the baddest females around but doesn't do much with them after that, attracts a lot of lames because deep down he really is one, versatile in character/knowledge. Smart, Brave, and Bold. Christian man. Often Introverted but able to come out that shell. Multi-talented. Excels in being different and unique .
That's some Shelton ish.
by Bill Arnsparger December 22, 2016
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Sheltonize

Taking normal, everyday things and making them extreme. Slang term introduced into the Greenville, OH region. Thought to have been introduced by people who would do unnecessarily extreme things like rip sleeves off of shirts, wear sleeveless shirts in cold weather, and drink highly caffeinated energy drinks.
The douchebag had to "Sheltonize" a perfectly good t-shirt by cutting the sleeves off, so he could be a sweet broseph and wear it to the gym.

The guys at the gym "sheltonized" their flow session by drinking AMP before hand.
by dmoneyduck April 27, 2009
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shelton

hot!!!!
he is soooo shelton
by the opprotunity November 5, 2010
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