Sheltonize

Taking normal, everyday things and making them extreme. Slang term introduced into the Greenville, OH region. Thought to have been introduced by people who would do unnecessarily extreme things like rip sleeves off of shirts, wear sleeveless shirts in cold weather, and drink highly caffeinated energy drinks.

The douchebag had to "Sheltonize" a perfectly good t-shirt by cutting the sleeves off, so he could be a sweet broseph and wear it to the gym.

The guys at the gym "sheltonized" their flow session by drinking AMP before hand.

by dmoneyduck April 27, 2009

sheldonite

An individual who watches the CBS program Young Sheldon.

“Hey dude, you know Eric?”
“Oh yeah, that guys a sheldonite. Fuck him.”

by moistbutt November 5, 2019

skeletonized

To reduce to skeletal form. Can involve; peeling flesh from the bone, result of decomposition(at a very advanced, or final stage of disintegration) or in the case of plants and leaves: Usually larva eating the leaf, only leaving the outline; sketch; skeleton.

The remains of what once were a man, was found skeletonized, as a result of infestation by beetles and larva; maggots, and of undergoing several stages of advanced decomposition, of which the final procedure of such, had left the body without flesh, skin or organs.

-Larva had skeletonized half of the vinyard, severely reducing profits.

by blammord June 13, 2006

shentonise

Derives from the legend John Shenton. Especially used when you want to have sex with a bitch. But it can also be used if you are feeling really tired or drunk.

"Shit... I need to shentonise tonight bruv...'
"Are you going to shentonise her then?"
"Mate I wasn't up to that kinda shentonising last night... I'm just shentonised from all that work..."

by Big Dick Tony December 18, 2007

sheldonizing

The process of removing human emotions and needs or desires in order to become more robotic and detached from the rest of humanity!

The bitch that broke your heart was the root cause of your sheldonizing

by ~Goddess~ April 7, 2015

Sheltonian

A type of species that likes to bother you and stick random pieces of paper in your face. They are also phantoms that mostly come out at night and randomly yell things like "get out...get the F out! get out!" In addition, they tell people randomly that they are too young. They also claim that it's not about them.

Watch out for that Sheltonian!! It'll burn you!

by Sylvia Aziz February 8, 2008

Shentonize

The act of a man violating a girl not necessarily with her expressed consent.

That girl can barely stand mate, I think I'm going to shentonize tonight.

That girl's hot, I think I'm going to have to shentonize her.

by Astro Afriks December 13, 2007