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shelfing it 

To insert an ecstacy pill into your anus.
'Are you shelfing it tonight?', or 'Have you ever shelfed it?'
shelfing it by Alex Lumb April 23, 2008
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A bueatiful bundle of joy and a very loyal friend. If u ever meet a shelsie she is the best thing that will ever happen to you. Shelsie are also very sassy and sensitive. But they will do the impossible to protect you.
Anyone would want a Shelsie.
shelsie by TTbest May 17, 2018

SHELFITIS 

Shelfitis is the act of looking at or for something but not seeing it. It's when your spouse or child says: "I can't find the peanut butter (or salt or ... any item). Then you look and the peanut butter (or anything else) is in relatively plain sight on the shelf or in the closet. SHELFITIS- you look but do not see!!
Rick and Sam suffered from shelfitis when they looked for the potato chips in the pantry because even though the bag of chips was right there on the shelf they didn't see it and asked mom to find it which, of course, she did.
SHELFITIS by MamaOfInvention December 16, 2017

Shelmith 

A Shelmith is a female name. Shelmith is generally one of the most beautiful, cutest, genuine girls you will ever meet. She's sweet, kind and loving. She's a good adviser as well. When she's in a relationship, even when nothing seems to work, she always tries to make everything work.

Above all, she's a gem. Be kind to her, love her genuinely, and she'll love you back.
Oh, I love Shelmith so much; she's one of the kindest girls I have met.
Shelmith by Higuain November 8, 2021
One who is kind, loving, and determined to be great. Shelita has an exceptional work ethic where many people don’t believe in her goals and aspirations, but she continues to strive. Shelita has been hurt a lot, but still continues to preservere through harsh situations. Shelita loves to cook, takes care of her family, and ultimately believes in being the best one can be.
Shelita by Shelita June 4, 2019
Shelsy's are the best in the world, if you have a Shelsy you need to keep her because she will change your life for the better. Shelsy's are the finest people in the world and the best person to be around she will light your day up. Shelsy's never cheats or lies but is always cheated and lied to but she can always replace the guy so it doesn't matter to her.
"Omg i miss Shelsy I wish I never cheated on her"
Shelsy by Baddest Bitch12345 January 8, 2017