shellfist

When one fists another while wearing some type of glove.

When I got home from riding my motorcycle last night, I left my gloves on and gave my chick a good shellfist!

by GlazeHer July 1, 2014

SHELFITIS

Shelfitis is the act of looking at or for something but not seeing it. It's when your spouse or child says: "I can't find the peanut butter (or salt or ... any item). Then you look and the peanut butter (or anything else) is in relatively plain sight on the shelf or in the closet. SHELFITIS- you look but do not see!!

Rick and Sam suffered from shelfitis when they looked for the potato chips in the pantry because even though the bag of chips was right there on the shelf they didn't see it and asked mom to find it which, of course, she did.

by MamaOfInvention December 16, 2017

Selfish Shellfish

Someone that only thinks about themself. It's basically calling someone selfish, but more redundant.

Gary: Dude, can I have some cigarettes?
John: No! They're all mine! Fuck off!
Gary: Dude, fine. Y'don't need to be a selfish shellfish about it. Fuck.

by YapmelkXela October 14, 2009

shelfish

concerning the taking of more than your share of shelf space

My roommate is shelfish - she took over all the shelves in the bathroom without regard for my needs.

by BenDover52 October 25, 2009

spellist

1) A term commonly used to classify those who discriminate against people who spell incorrectly.

2) Someone who loves to spell things correctly.

3) A term you could use to confuse your teacher or employer.

4) A member of the Spellic religion, where spellism is very popular.

5) Something that randomly came up in a msn conversation, but is now being submitted to urbandictionary.

1) Wow I lost 10 marks for incorrect spelling and grammer. Mr. Stevantha is so Spellist!

2) I am such a spellist when it comes to essays.

3) Excuse me Miss, you are the biggest spellist in the world!

4) No, I am a spellist. I am a strong believer in spellism.

5) So you must be an anti-spellist then, because you don't know how to spell.

by Johnathon Matthews January 9, 2009

shellfish

Person or person who displays selfish behaviour. Only concerned with their own wellbeing and gain. From selfish shellfish. Can be shortened to shellers.

Joanna is such a fucking shellfish, she only thinks of herself.

by mjw198 May 1, 2008

Eleanor Shellstrop

Eleanor Shellstrop is a hot shrimp loving badash jerk who is super hot. We all love her.

Damn Eleanor Shellstrop, you are hot.

by kaiabella November 21, 2020