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SHELFITIS
Shelfitis is the act of looking at or for something but not seeing it. It's when your spouse or child says: "I can't find the peanut butter (or salt or ... any item). Then you look and the peanut butter (or anything else) is in relatively plain sight on the shelf or in the closet. SHELFITIS- you look but do not see!!
Rick and Sam suffered from shelfitis when they looked for the potato chips in the pantry because even though the bag of chips was right there on the shelf they didn't see it and asked mom to find it which, of course, she did.
SHELFITIS by MamaOfInvention December 16, 2017
Related Words
shellfist • shellfished • shellcist • shellist • Selfish Shellfish • Salty Shellfish • shell fish • Shellfie • shelfish • shellisa
Selfish Shellfish
Someone that only thinks about themself. It's basically calling someone selfish, but more redundant.
Gary: Dude, can I have some cigarettes?
John: No! They're all mine! Fuck off!
Gary: Dude, fine. Y'don't need to be a selfish shellfish about it. Fuck.
John: No! They're all mine! Fuck off!
Gary: Dude, fine. Y'don't need to be a selfish shellfish about it. Fuck.
Selfish Shellfish by YapmelkXela October 14, 2009
shelfish
My roommate is shelfish - she took over all the shelves in the bathroom without regard for my needs.
shelfish by BenDover52 October 25, 2009
spellist
1) A term commonly used to classify those who discriminate against people who spell incorrectly.
2) Someone who loves to spell things correctly.
3) A term you could use to confuse your teacher or employer.
4) A member of the Spellic religion, where spellism is very popular.
5) Something that randomly came up in a msn conversation, but is now being submitted to urbandictionary.
2) Someone who loves to spell things correctly.
3) A term you could use to confuse your teacher or employer.
4) A member of the Spellic religion, where spellism is very popular.
5) Something that randomly came up in a msn conversation, but is now being submitted to urbandictionary.
1) Wow I lost 10 marks for incorrect spelling and grammer. Mr. Stevantha is so Spellist!
2) I am such a spellist when it comes to essays.
3) Excuse me Miss, you are the biggest spellist in the world!
4) No, I am a spellist. I am a strong believer in spellism.
5) So you must be an anti-spellist then, because you don't know how to spell.
2) I am such a spellist when it comes to essays.
3) Excuse me Miss, you are the biggest spellist in the world!
4) No, I am a spellist. I am a strong believer in spellism.
5) So you must be an anti-spellist then, because you don't know how to spell.
spellist by Johnathon Matthews January 9, 2009
Eleanor Shellstrop
Eleanor Shellstrop by kaiabella November 21, 2020
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