Shellfie

A photograph of oneself or a group including oneself that features any type of shell, including seashells and turtle shellsA photograph of oneself or a group including oneself that features any type of shell, including seashells and turtle shells

"Hey Jim, thats a cool shell over there, lets take a shellfie with it."
"Good idea Bob."

by ShellfieKing August 23, 2014

Shellfie

When you hit yourself with your own green shell in Mariokart

Person 1: Dang it, I hit myself with my own green shell
Person 2: Hah! Shellfie!

by Addisoff August 27, 2020

Shellfie

When you hit yourself with your own green shell in mariokart

Person 1: Dang it, I just hit myself with my own green shell
Person 2: Hah! Shellfie!

by Addisoff August 27, 2020

Selfish Shellfish

Someone that only thinks about themself. It's basically calling someone selfish, but more redundant.

Gary: Dude, can I have some cigarettes?
John: No! They're all mine! Fuck off!
Gary: Dude, fine. Y'don't need to be a selfish shellfish about it. Fuck.

by YapmelkXela October 14, 2009

Smellfie

You fart near someone you're about to take a selfie with, and take the picture just as they indulge in your delicious aroma.

You should have seen the look on her face when I took that smellfie. Priceless!

by RickJames5885 March 3, 2015

Shelfield academy

Shelfieldacademy is a shit school in walsall. All of the year 11s smoke a joint in the alley and the roadmen smoke vapes in the toilet. Pe is like military camp and all the teachers are wankers who come from Aldridge

Mom: I think my son will go to shelfield

Mom 2: nah don't go there it's full of chavs and roadmen who will steal your shoes

Shelfield academy is a shithole

by ThePoseiden.1243 December 3, 2019

Shellie

Someone with eyes so blue it is as if gravity no longer applies and you are swimming in the sky. Someone whose heart is so big you feel as if you are the most important person in the world. Someone whose kiss is so sweet it is as exciting as the a first and as tender as a last. Someone who smells so sensational you are instantly addicted to her fragrance. Someone whose embrace is so comfortable you immediately lose all awareness of your surroundings. Someone with a legs are so fine all you can think is what they would be like around you. Someone with a smile is so bright that pierces the darkest cloud warming you with its brilliant rays. Someone who is so beautiful in all she says and does that her memory never fades.

The mere thought of Shellie transformed the coldest concrete car garage into a bit of heaven.

To experience Shellie albeit for a short time is to experience something never forgotten.

by Banker Boy February 4, 2010