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Selfish Shellfish
Someone that only thinks about themself. It's basically calling someone selfish, but more redundant.
Gary: Dude, can I have some cigarettes?
John: No! They're all mine! Fuck off!
Gary: Dude, fine. Y'don't need to be a selfish shellfish about it. Fuck.
John: No! They're all mine! Fuck off!
Gary: Dude, fine. Y'don't need to be a selfish shellfish about it. Fuck.
Selfish Shellfish by YapmelkXela October 14, 2009
Related Words
shellcist • shellfist • shellist • Smellcist • Shell City • shellcie • shellfished • shellisa • shellism • Shelista
spellist
1) A term commonly used to classify those who discriminate against people who spell incorrectly.
2) Someone who loves to spell things correctly.
3) A term you could use to confuse your teacher or employer.
4) A member of the Spellic religion, where spellism is very popular.
5) Something that randomly came up in a msn conversation, but is now being submitted to urbandictionary.
2) Someone who loves to spell things correctly.
3) A term you could use to confuse your teacher or employer.
4) A member of the Spellic religion, where spellism is very popular.
5) Something that randomly came up in a msn conversation, but is now being submitted to urbandictionary.
1) Wow I lost 10 marks for incorrect spelling and grammer. Mr. Stevantha is so Spellist!
2) I am such a spellist when it comes to essays.
3) Excuse me Miss, you are the biggest spellist in the world!
4) No, I am a spellist. I am a strong believer in spellism.
5) So you must be an anti-spellist then, because you don't know how to spell.
2) I am such a spellist when it comes to essays.
3) Excuse me Miss, you are the biggest spellist in the world!
4) No, I am a spellist. I am a strong believer in spellism.
5) So you must be an anti-spellist then, because you don't know how to spell.
spellist by Johnathon Matthews January 9, 2009
Eleanor Shellstrop
Eleanor Shellstrop by kaiabella November 21, 2020
Spellcasting
1) Verb. ~ Typically female or in groups, females, with an ability to 'cast' out an invisible net, often referred to as 'the spell' onto person or persons, mostly male, that gives them means to use the male to the spellcasters advantage.
Females are generally very attractive and use this to put out 'spells' on their male counterparts, using them for small favours, etc. The male, eager to impress the female, unaware of the spell, is unable to resist, if there is some sexual fantastical connection directed towards her. This then becomes obvious to the female spellcaster who then takes full advantage of her position.
Even if she has no intention of fulfilling these fantastical hopes, the male is unaware of her position, thus the success of a good spell.
Can often be confused with 'using' or 'manipulation', but isn't all the same as this is less cruel, more harmless and half the time is paired with sexual innuendo.
2) Noun. ~ When a male has just been hit, duped, just fallen for it. He has been 'spellcasted' or 'spellcast'
Females are generally very attractive and use this to put out 'spells' on their male counterparts, using them for small favours, etc. The male, eager to impress the female, unaware of the spell, is unable to resist, if there is some sexual fantastical connection directed towards her. This then becomes obvious to the female spellcaster who then takes full advantage of her position.
Even if she has no intention of fulfilling these fantastical hopes, the male is unaware of her position, thus the success of a good spell.
Can often be confused with 'using' or 'manipulation', but isn't all the same as this is less cruel, more harmless and half the time is paired with sexual innuendo.
2) Noun. ~ When a male has just been hit, duped, just fallen for it. He has been 'spellcasted' or 'spellcast'
1)
Female spellcaster - "I can't wait to hit the clubs later on!"
Male - "Neither, we'll get so pissed and go raving. It'll be wicked!"
Female spellcaster - "Yeah, i wanna be pissed aye, dunno though" *she holds up an empty bottle and give the male a sexually fuelled glare*
Female, spellcasting - "Oh well, i guess i'll just be sober"
Male, now under spell - "Oh..Nah, you can have the rest of my drink"
Female, spellcasting - "Noo I can't take ur drink, it'll be fine don’t worry"
Male - "No its fine really, take it!" (seems sincere about it)
Female spellcaster - "But what about you? What are you going to drink?" *moves closer to male under spell and smiles*
Male, heavily under - "It's sweet babe, i'll buy us some drinks when we get to the bars"
Female spellcaster satisfied, spellcasting complete.
2)
Josh to Jamie - "Boy! You just been spellcast"
Female spellcaster - "I can't wait to hit the clubs later on!"
Male - "Neither, we'll get so pissed and go raving. It'll be wicked!"
Female spellcaster - "Yeah, i wanna be pissed aye, dunno though" *she holds up an empty bottle and give the male a sexually fuelled glare*
Female, spellcasting - "Oh well, i guess i'll just be sober"
Male, now under spell - "Oh..Nah, you can have the rest of my drink"
Female, spellcasting - "Noo I can't take ur drink, it'll be fine don’t worry"
Male - "No its fine really, take it!" (seems sincere about it)
Female spellcaster - "But what about you? What are you going to drink?" *moves closer to male under spell and smiles*
Male, heavily under - "It's sweet babe, i'll buy us some drinks when we get to the bars"
Female spellcaster satisfied, spellcasting complete.
2)
Josh to Jamie - "Boy! You just been spellcast"
Spellcasting by NATEbuni X April 7, 2009
Salty Shellfish
A female's vagina aka snatch after a long day at the beach. The Salty Shellfish is noted by its aromatic qualities including an amalgam of sea water, sweat, vaginal juice, sand and dripping sunscreen and tanning oils.
Dan: Where is your girlfriend today?
Jeff: She is at the beach broooohhhh! I told her stay there all day.
Dan: Why?
Jeff: That way she would bring me home a ripe and ready Salty Shellfish. I'm eatin' me some tangy tuna tonight braaaaaahhhhhh!!!
Jeff: She is at the beach broooohhhh! I told her stay there all day.
Dan: Why?
Jeff: That way she would bring me home a ripe and ready Salty Shellfish. I'm eatin' me some tangy tuna tonight braaaaaahhhhhh!!!
Salty Shellfish by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015
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