sheareu 

To share music or other audio materials; to show someone something you can hear

I really want to sheareu you a cd of my favorite band.
Yesterday my friend sheareued me a great Pearl Jam song.

sheareu by Cucharita May 29, 2005

sheared peen 

A circumcised penis

Girl: Truth or dare?
Guy: Truth.
Girl: Are you circumcised?
Guy: If by circumcised you mean that I have a sheared peen, then yes.
Girl: Oh awesome, you want some head?

sheared peen by Thicc Yeet November 12, 2019

Chodie Shearer 

When your Chode gets hard for your 8th grade science teacher

I just got a Chodie Shearer when I saw my sexy 8th grade science teacher

Chodie Shearer by Jeffery Epstein June 29, 2021

Dirty Shearer 

The term used for drunked naughtyness.
Primarily at House Parties as the 'Dirty Shearer' can have more fun.

Can be used as a word to define someone : A Diry Shearer
or to define drunken mishaps : Dirty Sheared

Dude : 'My Dad Walked in on me trying to have sex with an unconcious girl'

Dude 2: 'aw man, that sucks.'

Dude : 'I know. And the worst thing was he scared the hell outta me and my do da went somewhere else...'

Dude 2: '.....OMG man, u Dirty Sheared the poor girl'

Dude : 'Dammit, That makes me a Dirty Shearer ): '

Dirty Shearer by LittleRichard February 19, 2010

Alan Shearer 

The sexual act of cumming into the air and then heading it so it hits someone in the face

Your mum took an Alan Shearer from me

Alan Shearer by Sawsaw382 June 17, 2016

Alan Shearer 

Best british player to grace the face of the earth.

Its Alan Shearer on the ball....its Shearer... GOAL!

Alan Shearer by ReggyF September 6, 2008

Lamb Shearer

A person who enjoys using sharp objects to cut the excess wool of of small, unprotecting lambs (Whose names freuqently begin with the letter K and end with N). These vulnerable and pathetic lambs need a strong and big eyed boy whose name may or may not be Will Robinson to shear them frequently. These lambs may also need protection from prowling wolves such as Kendall and Sydney. Beware.

I called on the Lamb Shearer to take care of the poor and helpless little lamb named Kristen Jackson.

Sydney and Kendall almost devoured me, but my fearful Lamb Shearer rescued me from their sharp fangs.

Lamb Shearer by The Wolves May 5, 2010