shaunening 

Where a man knocks out his partner and proceeds to go to pound town, but the partner consents beforehand.

My buddy gave his wife the shaunening last night

shaunening by greed1092 November 6, 2019

Penis Sharpening 

When low and middle level managers and supervisiors stand around and brag up various achevements and decisions that to any rational outside observer appear highly overrated at best and approaching fiascos at worst.

Geez Dennis and Jim have stood around all day penis sharpening about what they did during the blizzard.

Penis Sharpening by wittle buddy squarepants February 18, 2010

sharpening the pencil 

the act of when while a girl and a guy are having sex the guy lays down and holds his dick straight as she spins as she goes up and down.

Yo dude me and that girl were sharpening the pencil last night.

sharpening the pencil by big mike5334 September 26, 2010

Shaneing 

(V.) To shane; The act of working as little as possible yet still receiving the same compensation as coworkers.

Larry:
Dave shaned so hard last night and I still had to split my tips with him.
Greg:
Yeah, Dave is always shaneing. He’s a real peice of shit.

Shaneing by Cheese Waffle August 19, 2018

Shatnering 

The complete, and, utter over, use of, commas in sentence structure.

Bobby failed his English essay for shatnering the whole first paragraph.

Shatnering by Flatoutrude July 7, 2016

William Shatnering 

When someone has a bad connection in Call of Duty and they move around like William Shatner in Family Guy.

Guy 1: Argh, I can't shoot him.
Guy 2: Yeah, he's William Shatnering.
Guy 1: Yeah, wait, what?
Guy 2: He's William Shatnering.. look it up on urban dictionary.
Guy 1: Okay... homo.

William Shatnering by Andy-boi-a-boi-wan-boi April 5, 2010

Shayneing 

A: Peeping through a keyhole to see someone going to the bathroom or naked.

B: Being a creeper in general.

I didn't mean to start shayneing I was just fixing the speaker wires.

Shayneing by Flinchmasterflex March 23, 2011