(V.) To shane; The act of working as little as possible yet still receiving the same compensation as coworkers.
Larry:
Dave shaned so hard last night and I still had to split my tips with him.
Greg:
Yeah, Dave is always shaneing. He’s a real peice of shit.
by Cheese Waffle August 19, 2018
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To shoot a friend (preferably a fat one) in the leg and escaping while zombies feast on them. Named after what Shane Walsh did to Otis in the second season of the Walking Dead. While not necessarily evil, shaneing is still done only by people with very low morals.
If zombies chase us, I'm shaneing you!
by Richard Lupus October 29, 2014
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He's a beautiful man, GORGEOUS gray-blue eyes and a laidback mysterious mood that would make any grown woman fall in love. Very tall and sexy. Shane is a legend with legs. His smile is to-die-for and you'll probably get lost in his eyes. A little shy at first, but once you get to know him, he's intimidating. He's also a classic golf player. Shane. The word itself rolls off your tongue like silk or midnight oil. Shane, I need you in my life.
OMGG did you see Shane today at school, I think he glanced at me! he's such a snack

i want to date Shane soo bad, he's at my church group

P.S. Shane if you see this, give me a simple thumbs up and say the word "urban." ill know. ILYSM
by StripeGirl18 October 2, 2018
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Sexy, funny, sweet, a bit of an asshole. He has a naughty mouth and a rapier wit. He has gorgeous blue eyes and a devilish smile that makes you wonder what he is thinking, though he will never tell you. He has the most random thoughts and can make you laugh until you cry.
Shane is amazing...
by Hisgirl4eva January 31, 2012
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A boy with the biggest heart, but sometimes doesn't know what to do with it. Dates around but treats his women like gold while he has them. He has six different smiles, and beautiful eyes that show everything he's feeling if you pay attention. Has a good head on his shoulders, knows he'll get somewhere in life, and who he wants beside him while he's getting his life together. Would do anything for someone he loves, especially family. Can make you laugh, cry, smile, and angry all in the same day. Loves to argue, sports, and his little sister. Everything you could want in a man, and someone you'd be lucky to marry.
by GirlNextDoor13 December 19, 2011
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shane’s are short and sweet. if you meet a shane, you’ll know that you can count on them whenever you need to talk about something. shane’s are a ladies man! they have lots and lots of friends that are girls and lots of sisters. shane’s are very athletic. they also love to make dirty jokes to make people laugh.
shane is so funny!
by mae_sally December 27, 2017
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