sharpening
When the female sits on a cock and spins herself round on it, copying the motion of sharpening a pencil.
sharpening by Banter1235 March 15, 2014
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Sharpening
code word for slitting your WRISTS.
if you’re not comfortable with saying it upfront to the person you’re talking to.
if you’re not comfortable with saying it upfront to the person you’re talking to.
🟠 Girl 1 : What are you doing right now?
⚫️Guy 1 : Just a bit of sharpening, you?
🟠Girl 1: Oh, not much.
⚫️Guy 1 : Just a bit of sharpening, you?
🟠Girl 1: Oh, not much.
Sharpening by LuxeFromGuac August 6, 2022
sharpening the pencil
the act of when while a girl and a guy are having sex the guy lays down and holds his dick straight as she spins as she goes up and down.
sharpening the pencil by big mike5334 September 26, 2010
Sharpening the pencil
Sharpening the pencil by the myth the man the legend April 19, 2010
Sharpening The Blade
The process of hitting on a girl you'd like to fuck, but can't because you have a girlfriend. This technique allows you to stay sharp when said relationship is terminated.
Guy 1: Hey bro, I saw you going to lunch with that girl from accounting. You gonna smash that?
Guy 2: Nah, just Sharpening The Blade cause I won't cheat on my girlfriend.
Guy 1: You're a faggot.
Guy 2: I know.
Guy 2: Nah, just Sharpening The Blade cause I won't cheat on my girlfriend.
Guy 1: You're a faggot.
Guy 2: I know.
Sharpening The Blade by Tasty Gooch May 7, 2015
Sharpening the Pencil
When a guy inserts his penis into a girls tight pussy and fucks her until they both cum, making the guys penis sharp like a pencil. AKA- Sharpening his pencil.
Guy 1- hey how was your girl last night?
Guy 2- great! i was Sharpening The Pencil, if you know what i mean!
Guy 1- ah you're so lucky!
Guy 2- great! i was Sharpening The Pencil, if you know what i mean!
Guy 1- ah you're so lucky!
Sharpening the Pencil by BreeTiful1211 February 20, 2011
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