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a bed that is soo shitty it becomes a shatress

sitting in wendys: U guys all have great beds and i still have the shatress

shatress by bakieboo April 25, 2011

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shattress

a dirty, shit on, old mattress

We found a shattress behind the motel.

shattress by nrs March 11, 2005

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shatness majoralis

a fancy way of saying "oh shit" can be used when realising you've forgotten something or screwed up.

oh shatness majoralis I forgot to wear underwear today

shatness majoralis by Emily Maddocks September 3, 2007

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shitress

A waitress that you have sexual intercourse with in her anus and following the sex she takes a shit on your chest.

"dude what are you doing tonight"

"I'm chilling with Mandy, she is my shitress"

"way to go man"

shitress by Billy 'Blue Balls' Mays March 21, 2010

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Shattress Bandle

Noun:
A very short female specimen.

The female version of the popular Ghanaian Short man devil himself. Shatta Bandle.

The usher took the shattressBandle lady to children’s church.

She was short of words too.

Shattress Bandle means, Short, very short. Escaped dwarf.

Shattress Bandle by @mykelstarzy November 2, 2019

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shattress

oppressed autonomous selectively mute narcoleptic schizoid apathetic atrophic alcoholic drug fiend fuck

one day shattress stumbled on someone with a pile of marijuana and said "Yay i have just enough money from my job at YB-USA for this."

shattress by tay and may January 23, 2008

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shitress

A skanky ass ho that loves to take shits.

Look at the chick...what a shitress

shitress by t -.- t April 20, 2005

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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