shatress

a bed that is soo shitty it becomes a shatress

sitting in wendys: U guys all have great beds and i still have the shatress

by bakieboo April 25, 2011

shattress

a dirty, shit on, old mattress

We found a shattress behind the motel.

by nrs March 11, 2005

shatness majoralis

a fancy way of saying "oh shit" can be used when realising you've forgotten something or screwed up.

oh shatness majoralis I forgot to wear underwear today

by Emily Maddocks September 3, 2007

shitress

A waitress that you have sexual intercourse with in her anus and following the sex she takes a shit on your chest.

"dude what are you doing tonight"

"I'm chilling with Mandy, she is my shitress"

"way to go man"

by Billy 'Blue Balls' Mays March 21, 2010

Shattress Bandle

Noun:
A very short female specimen.

The female version of the popular Ghanaian Short man devil himself. Shatta Bandle.

The usher took the shattressBandle lady to children’s church.

She was short of words too.

Shattress Bandle means, Short, very short. Escaped dwarf.

by @mykelstarzy November 2, 2019

shattress

oppressed autonomous selectively mute narcoleptic schizoid apathetic atrophic alcoholic drug fiend fuck

one day shattress stumbled on someone with a pile of marijuana and said "Yay i have just enough money from my job at YB-USA for this."

by tay and may January 23, 2008

shitress

A skanky ass ho that loves to take shits.

Look at the chick...what a shitress

by t -.- t April 20, 2005