Shtress : fear of having to take a shit in the outdoors , on a boat or in close proximity to others.
The number one reason most females don’t camp is SHTRESS .
Alaska camping ,Two coffees in and you’re 100 yards from the outhouse, in bear county. I grabbed my gun and wet wipes …. Shtress consumed me.
Alaska camping ,Two coffees in and you’re 100 yards from the outhouse, in bear county. I grabbed my gun and wet wipes …. Shtress consumed me.
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1. A deep emotional pain, usually from being persecuted, ostracized, or feeling unworthy of love.
2. Damage to the psyche from being bullied and violated, receiving unjustified hate for following the path of good.
3. To the point of brokenness where change is needed immediately for survival.
4. Stretched to the max, broken to be made new.
2. Damage to the psyche from being bullied and violated, receiving unjustified hate for following the path of good.
3. To the point of brokenness where change is needed immediately for survival.
4. Stretched to the max, broken to be made new.
1. I was the black sheep of the family, and became stresstified from all the rejection.
2. After getting picked on all year at school for being the good kid, Billy was stresstifed and didn't enjoy his summer vacation.
2. After getting picked on all year at school for being the good kid, Billy was stresstifed and didn't enjoy his summer vacation.
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by Young Rebel00 October 23, 2023
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by Iscara August 15, 2020
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People around you will suddenly become more and more attractive the closer you get to finals, even when they are stylishly unkempt or reeking of red bull and cigarettes. This anomalous phenomenon can be attributed to many factors; procrastination induced horniness, sudden onset of booksmarts causing a sharp drop in common sense, or all that adderall, caffiene, taurine, nicotine suddenly kicking in at the same time to create a clusterfuck of bad ideas.
This, my educated friends, is stress goggles. Just like its early october counterpart - Beer goggles, stress goggles turn bad ideas into good ideas and gives courage to the truly dimwitted. After fifteen redbulls, two tabs of addy, and a pack of marlboros, the only bad decision is an unmade one.
Upon discovery of symptoms such as lusting after unattractive members of the opposite sex, licking things that normally shouldn't be licked, breaking the three second rule, a good friend must properly restrain to the sufferer, so no one actually gets hurt. Real friends don't let real friends hook up before finals.
Just like beer goggles, the next day can be filled with regret after sleeping off all the uppers.
People around you will suddenly become more and more attractive the closer you get to finals, even when they are stylishly unkempt or reeking of red bull and cigarettes. This anomalous phenomenon can be attributed to many factors; procrastination induced horniness, sudden onset of booksmarts causing a sharp drop in common sense, or all that adderall, caffiene, taurine, nicotine suddenly kicking in at the same time to create a clusterfuck of bad ideas.
This, my educated friends, is stress goggles. Just like its early october counterpart - Beer goggles, stress goggles turn bad ideas into good ideas and gives courage to the truly dimwitted. After fifteen redbulls, two tabs of addy, and a pack of marlboros, the only bad decision is an unmade one.
Upon discovery of symptoms such as lusting after unattractive members of the opposite sex, licking things that normally shouldn't be licked, breaking the three second rule, a good friend must properly restrain to the sufferer, so no one actually gets hurt. Real friends don't let real friends hook up before finals.
Just like beer goggles, the next day can be filled with regret after sleeping off all the uppers.
below is an actual documented conversation:
1. dude i think i'm in love man, i never knew i liked brunettes, but she's really somethin else man
2. ok first of all, that's a dude. take it easy on the redbulls
1. you know what? love knows no boundaries, and gender is a boundary, i say screw society and screw this paper i have to write!
2. dude you've got the stress goggles like the biznitch. calm the fuck down or you'll wake up regrettin it tomorrow.
1. thanks man i knew i could count on you
1. dude i think i'm in love man, i never knew i liked brunettes, but she's really somethin else man
2. ok first of all, that's a dude. take it easy on the redbulls
1. you know what? love knows no boundaries, and gender is a boundary, i say screw society and screw this paper i have to write!
2. dude you've got the stress goggles like the biznitch. calm the fuck down or you'll wake up regrettin it tomorrow.
1. thanks man i knew i could count on you
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