satressa

my beautiful girlfriend.

Me: Satressa is my bitch.

by ilovesatressa April 18, 2024

Stressay

A stressful essay is a stressay. If there's an essay that is making you really stressed it's a stressay. Stressay's are the worst.

Friend #1: My essay has to be 10000 words long. Ugh! It's going to take forever I don't even know what to write.
Friend #2: Oof! Sounds like a real stressay

by OKURNESSEABJ August 30, 2019

Stressarrhea

Noun. Rapid onset or ongoing bouts of diarrhea brought on by acute levels of stress. Stress and anxiety can cause GI distress that is not food or digestion related.

I had major Stressarrhea the whole time my inlaws were in town.

by Autmrane January 29, 2018

Stressay

An essay that you had a lot of time to do and have to finish it the night before its due.

I can't go, I have this stressay I need to take care of.

by ohyes55 May 8, 2017

stressaying

working on an essay while under tremendous stress
OR
using stress as a motivation to complete essay

ive been stressaying all day!
i will talk to you later, i need to go stressay.

by Imran Mohammad November 16, 2006

Stressaholic

A medical diagnosis in which one overly stresses out for pointless reasons, particularly grades when they already have above a 4.0.

90% of the Monta Vista student body overly worries about their GPA. They are diagnosed stressaholics.

by ExtenshinalCords January 5, 2010

Stressabating

The action of doing pleasurable things to one self when under extreme amounts of pressure. Pressures may come from different sources such as academics, sports, a job, and or significant other. These activities do not include just masturbating but any pleasurable activity that one submits to when under duress.

Stressabating activities include anything that you can binge on to release tension such as..... watching TV or youtube, ice cream binge, shopping, and masturbating.

by Stresserbater December 16, 2012