Shasted 

To be royally screwed out of something important, or something not so important.

1. "Damn, I've been shasted again!"

Shasted by Matt Devore November 12, 2005

Shasted 

Taking the concept of shitty and wasted to the farthest level and being too intoxitated to stumble.

I was so shasted that I spilled my guts literally in the toilet and figuratively in his face...

I am so shasted right now, please keep me away from the stairs.

I'm going to fornicate fido since Im so shasted!

Shasted by CroBear February 3, 2009

shasted 

When one gets shit face wasted

I was so fuckin shasted last night I broke into a fat girls house and looked at her in the shower!

shasted by Davrial Thomas August 29, 2006

Shafted 

To be royally fucked either by an unfortunate situation or fucked regardless of preparation. To be shafted is to be utterly screwed over to the point of comfort is needed either from an object or consumption of food or contraband.

Friend - “How do you think you did on that calculus test?”

Me - “I felt bad about it but when I turned it in I knew that I got shafted.”

Shafted by Trevasaures June 16, 2018

shmasted 

Drunk; specifically very, very drunk.

I'm f*cking shmasted!

shmasted by Sport 2 Katz November 11, 2006

SHASSED

The ultimate level of being ASSED. This just means your level of intoxication is indescribable. The only way you can describe it is by saying that you're SHASSED. Its actually considered a higher level of intoxication than the legendary and respected "Tucker Max Drunk" and ASSED combined. Not many people can get SHASSED and come out of it fully alive and functional the next day. There really is no cumparison. Ill leave it at that.

The word originated wen a group of college students from the Bay Area went on a trip to Tahoe n were ASSED for 3 days strait. It came after the word ASSED was created, when one of the students used simple math and a little bravado to come up with the equation
SHITTED+ASSED=SHASSED. After a couple of sessions of Rumplestiltskinning (check definition by deggerkegger), the word SHASSED was officially created.
The word spread like an STI to the students respective colleges, rangin all da way from UCLA n USC 2 Yale n has finally made its way to urbandictionary, where da official definition is solidified 4 life.

"WARNING: DO NOT GET SHASSED AND GO OUT IN THE SNOWY WOODS ALONE AT NIGHT. IT IS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS" <--of course, this definition has no meaning to someone who's SHASSED and they probably would do it anyway

"Hey bro, how SHASSED did that guy get when he got slapped in "How Can She Slap?""
"DUDE, HE WAS SHASSED OUT THE ASS!"

"Hey brohaminskeeter, is Reh Dogg SHASSED wen he makes his videos?"
"DUDE, HE IS ABSOLUTELY SHASSED IN THE TIT!"

"I JUST RUMPLESTILTSKINNED A 30 RACK OF KEYSTELOPE BY MYSELF AND NOW IM SHASSED!"

SHASSED by SASsed January 18, 2010

sharted 

When you try to fart and shit accidently comes out...OOPS!

Shit dude we got to go i SHARTED my pants...

sharted by emma January 17, 2004