shartlyse

Shartlyse is the meanest person ever. She usually is unfunny and if you have a Shartlyse in your life you should definitely block her.

OMG its shartlyse, quick run away!

shartlyse by ANON192383 November 16, 2022

Shartles and James 

Homemade wine coolers. Someone grabs some cheap box wine and mixes it with seven-up and puts it in a sippy-cup. People drinking Shartles and James can be found in the summer time at free movies in the park.

That lady over there has no idea where her kid is, she's all hammered on her homemade Shartles and James and flirting with her girlfriend's husband. Nice spray tan.

Shartles and James by Shartilingus October 3, 2011

shartle 

When one sharts due to sudden unseen excitement or state of shock.

He came around the corner and shartled me. I have to throw away my underwear now.

shartle by Tim O. July 29, 2007

shartlist

When you're mad at someone, but not quite enough to put them on your shitlist.

Man, Tony was supposed to help me move today and he was 45 minutes late. I guess it's better than not showing up at all, but he's still on my shartlist.

shartlist by conkspotter November 17, 2011

Shartlesville 

1) The private hell one spends time in while looking for a wardrobe change or bathroom after a shart.

2) A tiny, backwood town in the middle of Pennsylvania with no notariety whatsoever except for it's amusingly unfortunate rootword in it's name -- shart.

Caller 1: You left the party fast! Where are now?

Caller 2: Oh...no where. Just wastin' away again in my own Shartlesville.

Shartlesville by Tenacious Faulker March 28, 2009

sharlyne 

A beautiful gift from the heavens, the locals calls her the goddess of beauty and awesomeness

You are such a sharlyne

sharlyne by The goddess of war December 28, 2017

shartly 

An increment of time representing the duration of a bowel movement; can be used to shorten the phrase, "...After I take a shit/dump"

I'll be heading over to your place shartly.

shartly by Stove Jam August 23, 2017