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Shartruse 

When someone thinks they must far, but accidentally do so with such force that it leaves a chartreuse color paste in their underwear, a mixture of blood and diarrhea.
A shit, I made shartruse.
Shartruse by Big Brown boy April 22, 2019
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Shartruse 

Causing someone to shit themselves by use of chicanery.
Gustav spiked Milton's protein shake with X-Lax, causing a horrific blowout. He was lauded by his remaining friends for this superb shartruse.
Shartruse by The BS Express January 11, 2022

shartroulette 

A biological game of chance; when you aren't exactly sure if you have to shit or fart, but you let it out anyway and hope for the best.
Brian lost the game of shartroulette when he shit himself in math class.
shartroulette by shartman2 December 3, 2010

shartreuse 

The color one's face turns when one realizes one has deposited a shart in one's pants.
"First he flinched, then he turned a bright shartreuse, then we smelled it."

shartreuse 

When a person has a delightfully greenish shart.
When he thought he was passing gas he ran to restroom only to find shartreuse in his shorts.
shartreuse by JnewTX October 11, 2011

Shartuke 

When one accidentally sharts and pukes simultaneously
I ate a Taco Bell burrito and shartuked all over the floor
Shartuke by PedroAstacio January 7, 2012

Shartruce 

A state of mind-bowel agreement where the the mind of the individual realizes it cannot allow a fart to occur because there is a real danger of sharting one's self.
After calculating the odd's of sharting due to the unstable state of his anus, Manny and his mind called a "shartruce" with his bowels until he could reach a comode.
Shartruce by 3dPulP November 9, 2012
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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