Shartruse

When someone thinks they must far, but accidentally do so with such force that it leaves a chartreuse color paste in their underwear, a mixture of blood and diarrhea.

A shit, I made shartruse.

by Big Brown boy April 22, 2019

Shartruse

Causing someone to shit themselves by use of chicanery.

Gustav spiked Milton's protein shake with X-Lax, causing a horrific blowout. He was lauded by his remaining friends for this superb shartruse.

by The BS Express January 11, 2022

shartroulette

A biological game of chance; when you aren't exactly sure if you have to shit or fart, but you let it out anyway and hope for the best.

Brian lost the game of shartroulette when he shit himself in math class.

by shartman2 December 3, 2010

shartreuse

The color one's face turns when one realizes one has deposited a shart in one's pants.

"First he flinched, then he turned a bright shartreuse, then we smelled it."

by LongStrokin'YerMomma July 31, 2009

shartreuse

When a person has a delightfully greenish shart.

When he thought he was passing gas he ran to restroom only to find shartreuse in his shorts.

by JnewTX October 11, 2011

Shartuke

When one accidentally sharts and pukes simultaneously

I ate a Taco Bell burrito and shartuked all over the floor

by PedroAstacio January 7, 2012

Shartruce

A state of mind-bowel agreement where the the mind of the individual realizes it cannot allow a fart to occur because there is a real danger of sharting one's self.

After calculating the odd's of sharting due to the unstable state of his anus, Manny and his mind called a "shartruce" with his bowels until he could reach a comode.

by 3dPulP November 9, 2012