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shartgasm 

A shartgasm: masturbating before you have diarrhea. Cumming and making the first wet push at the same time.
I sat down an hour after indian food and decided to jerk off. I came just as the first salvo came out- what a shartgasm!!
shartgasm by axi693 July 25, 2015
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shartass 

(n.) Someone who constantly attempts to entertain others by the act of farting but eventually meets their due fate by accidently shitting their pants.
One day Bob sharted while we were playing basketball at the YMCA, I can't stand that shartass.

Smartasm 

A cross between being sarcastic and being a smart ass.
Yo Daly, it is way too early for your smartasm.
Smartasm by SoCal J-Nut January 20, 2011

Shartgasm 

During an orgasm a girl will spontaneously poop and fart at the same time. A very rare type of orgasm.
Last night during a wild sexcapade Hayley pulled off a shartgasm.
Shartgasm by zrat March 20, 2006

shartastic 

appearing incredibly great and having unforeseen or unexpected qualities; as in a shart is a fart with the added surprise of liquid feces.
That party was shartastic because I found 50 bucks.
shartastic by prototypical December 27, 2006

shartastical 

Something so amazing and fantastic it forces a shart between your hairy, nasty ass butt-cheeks
Bill: dude did you see that guy wreck his car?

Jason: yea man that shit was SHARTASTICAL
shartastical by guns4days_308 November 25, 2013