shartasm

A shartasm is an orgasm accompanied by a shart.

"What's that awful stench?" asked Tony, pausing mid stroke.

"I just had a shartasm," said Suzy, grinning weakly.

by scodder August 14, 2010

shartgasm

A shartgasm: masturbating before you have diarrhea. Cumming and making the first wet push at the same time.

I sat down an hour after indian food and decided to jerk off. I came just as the first salvo came out- what a shartgasm!!

by axi693 July 25, 2015

shartass

(n.) Someone who constantly attempts to entertain others by the act of farting but eventually meets their due fate by accidently shitting their pants.

One day Bob sharted while we were playing basketball at the YMCA, I can't stand that shartass.

by Johnny Behind the Rock April 22, 2010

Smartasm

A cross between being sarcastic and being a smart ass.

Yo Daly, it is way too early for your smartasm.

by SoCal J-Nut January 20, 2011

Shartgasm

During an orgasm a girl will spontaneously poop and fart at the same time. A very rare type of orgasm.

Last night during a wild sexcapade Hayley pulled off a shartgasm.

by zrat March 20, 2006

shartastic

appearing incredibly great and having unforeseen or unexpected qualities; as in a shart is a fart with the added surprise of liquid feces.

That party was shartastic because I found 50 bucks.

by prototypical December 27, 2006

shartastical

Something so amazing and fantastic it forces a shart between your hairy, nasty ass butt-cheeks

Bill: dude did you see that guy wreck his car?

Jason: yea man that shit was SHARTASTICAL

by guns4days_308 November 25, 2013