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Sharkasm 

1. harsh or bitter derision or irony that you only see the fin of, the real danger lies beneath.
2. a sharply ironical taunt with many rows of teeth; sneering or cutting remark that bits you in the leg.
"Mr. Thompson is a great teacher...for young coeds"

Now that was Sharkasm
Sharkasm by TheKevinTaylor December 19, 2008

snarkasm 

sarcasm with an extra dose of snark: a biting remark that goes beyond mere snark or sarcasm, the preferred method of communication for professional smartasses
Sarcasm: "I only come to Jiffy Lube for the free coffee."
Snark: "Well, at least the price is right."
Snarkasm: Asking the Jiffy Lube cashier if she ground the beans herself.

Sarcasm: "Gee, thanks. I've always wanted a Chia Pet."
Snark: "I hope you kept the receipt."
Snarkasm: "Were they out of fruitcakes?"

Sarcasm: "So where's the rest of it?"
Snark: "Five inches is huge if you're 11."
Snarkasm: "Jesus! My mother has a bigger penis."
snarkasm by MeLoseBrainUhOh February 26, 2011

Sharksmas 

A mf who might be gay but we don't fully know yet who is on ifunny
That mf Sharksmas posted a new meme on ifunny
Sharksmas by Sharksmas November 24, 2018

snarkasm 

Especially snide or belittling sarcasm, often directed at a person to their face.

Alternately: Snarcasm
While the comment, about a third person, "Yeah, that's really going to work," is just conventional sarcasm, the same comment, directed at the person will exaggerated inflection, "Yeah, that's REALLY going to WORK," slips into snarkasm.

shartasm 

A shartasm is an orgasm accompanied by a shart.
"What's that awful stench?" asked Tony, pausing mid stroke.

"I just had a shartasm," said Suzy, grinning weakly.
shartasm by scodder August 14, 2010

sharkasaurus rex 

when a shark and a tyrannasaurus rex engage in intercourse and a child is produced.
shit kyle just got ate by that monstrous sharkasaurus rex!!!
sharkasaurus rex by stonemartin2 January 16, 2009
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