Sharpoon
Billy Bob, how did you ever get that girl to marry you well Timmy are used the sharpoon my daddy gave me before he died of chlamydia. And she just couldn’t get enough of it.
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Al Sharpton
Al Sharpton by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018
Al Sharpton's Disorder
A speech disorder named after the Baptist minister Alfred Charles "Al" Sharpton, Jr. Individuals inflicted with this disorder exhibit the following symptom of utilizing a lexicon consisting of overly complex terminology that is beyond the individual’s capacity for successful utilization. Often those inflicted with this speech disorder misuse or mispronounce words, resulting in sounding like a complete dumbass when talking. Sufferers of this disorder are also prone to frequent, incoherent ramblings and word-salads.
The following are examples of Al Sharpton's Disorder:
Rectum – I had two Cadillac’s, but my bitch rectum both.
Disappointment – My parole officer tol’ me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.
Dictate – My girlfriend say my dictate good.
Fortify – I axed this ho on da street, “how much?” she say “fortify.”
"All that inside dirty that the IRS i i is doing that she needed to defeat them" -Al Sharpton quote
Rectum – I had two Cadillac’s, but my bitch rectum both.
Disappointment – My parole officer tol’ me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.
Dictate – My girlfriend say my dictate good.
Fortify – I axed this ho on da street, “how much?” she say “fortify.”
"All that inside dirty that the IRS i i is doing that she needed to defeat them" -Al Sharpton quote
Al Sharpton's Disorder by Crazy8888s August 28, 2011
sharppooner
When her back is on the bed you put her in a sharpshooter hold knocking her out to make the orgasm better for you all while still having your dick in her vagina
Jeff: Hey man did you hit up Jessica last night? Dan: Yeah, I knocked her out by putting her in a sharppooner
sharppooner by Sitykid5 January 6, 2016
Al Sharpton
A fat fucking pig blactivist who got Don Imus fired, a man who selflessly donates to charties and hospitals. He is also commonly known for his double standards and bad hair.
According to Al Sharpton, black people can mock white people freely, but white people should be exterminated.
Al Sharpton by Gerard Cole April 19, 2007