A web content management system (such as Microsoft Sharepoint) that has been implemented at considerable effort and expense, which is subsequently underutilized, or not used at all by those it is intended to empower.
Murray: I spent my entire day cutting and pasting a massive PDF to update a section of our web site.
Bret: Don't you guys have a content management system that allows the person who wrote the document to do that?
Murray: yeah, but no one uses it - sharepointless.
A speech disorder named after the Baptist minister AlfredCharles "Al" Sharpton, Jr. Individuals inflicted with this disorder exhibit the following symptom of utilizing a lexicon consisting of overly complex terminology that is beyond the individual’s capacity for successful utilization. Often those inflicted with this speech disorder misuse or mispronounce words, resulting in sounding like a complete dumbass when talking. Sufferers of this disorder are also prone to frequent, incoherent ramblings and word-salads.
The following are examples of Al Sharpton's Disorder:
Rectum – I had two Cadillac’s, but my bitch rectum both.
Disappointment – My parole officer tol’ me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.
Dictate – My girlfriend say my dictate good.
Fortify – I axed this ho on da street, “how much?” she say “fortify.”
"All that inside dirty that the IRS i i is doing that she needed to defeat them" -Al Sharpton quote
When her back is on the bed you put her in a sharpshooter hold knocking her out to make the orgasmbetter for you all while still having your dick in her vagina
Jeff: Hey man did you hit up Jessica last night? Dan: Yeah, I knocked her out by putting her in a sharppooner
A fat fucking pig blactivist who got Don Imusfired, a man who selflessly donates to charties and hospitals. He is also commonly known for his double standards and bad hair.