poons 

imaginary female currency *one must earn certain amounts of 'poons' to be eligible for a 'taste' ie: doing of dirt, being responsible, and/or beast of burden, walking of the line, good little boy, being sensitive... -all these things earn one poons!

john did the laundry, cooking, cleaning AND rubbed marthas' feet...he had earned enough poons for a taste!
julie was going to have to 'put out'!! -steve had earned more than enough poons for a taste!!

poons by michael foolsley December 8, 2009

poons 

Noun. Synonym for "girls"

can also be used as a verb:

v. I'm gonna poons it tonight with Kathryn

n. Where the poons at?

poons by nuglifee April 16, 2010

poons god

The end result if you turn "Snoop Dog" backwards in a certain way.

"Oh my god, am I the only one to notice that snoop dog turned backwards in a certain way spells poons god?!"

poons god by Pisshead March 2, 2005

Poons Poon 

Referring to the female love hole or Vagina.

I want to hit that poons poon.

Poons Poon by G-RED October 28, 2006

sponging poons 

Bodyboarders who can not get a female mate. They find their pleasure in spooning other male spongers. They also like to take pictures of themselves and say they just landed a trick, but saying the camera was too slow to get it, hence, the added word poon

Dustin and Brandon are sponging poons, after an exhausting day of kicking their fins and bitching about girls beating them, they go home to undress and spoon in the bed, often watching Queer Eye For The Straight Guy.

sponging poons by Ashley June 5, 2004

moons-out-poons-out 

When you go out with your boys on the night of a full moon in an effort to get laid.

"Yo man, let's hit the bars tonight! Harvest Moon! 'Moons-out-poons-out'!"

moons-out-poons-out by kbeezyfomfsheezy March 14, 2017

Skilled Poon Hunter 

Someone who isn’t necessarily better than average looking but still enjoys overwhelming success with the ladies. The attraction is based on charisma, charm and confidence rather than pure physical attractiveness.

Did you see how Gary had all the ladies hanging all over him all night? He’s a skilled poon hunter!

Skilled Poon Hunter by Chad Apollo February 19, 2021