Sharpoon

Rocket powered dildos at harpoons the punani

Billy Bob, how did you ever get that girl to marry you well Timmy are used the sharpoon my daddy gave me before he died of chlamydia. And she just couldn’t get enough of it.

by P T P September 19, 2023

sharpoon

It's a rocket powered dildo that harpoons the poons,.

Billy how did you ever girl that t ok marry you? Timmy I used the sharpoon my daddy gave me before he died of chlamydia.

by P.T.P. September 19, 2023

sharpoon

A rocket powered dildo that harpoons the punani.

Billybob how did you ever get that girl to marry you? Timmy I used the sharpoon My daddy gave me before he died of chlamydia.

by P T P September 19, 2023

Al Sharpton

One of the many famous people who give their own race a bad name

Al Sharpton is a racist asshole

by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018

Al Sharpton's Disorder

A speech disorder named after the Baptist minister Alfred Charles "Al" Sharpton, Jr. Individuals inflicted with this disorder exhibit the following symptom of utilizing a lexicon consisting of overly complex terminology that is beyond the individual’s capacity for successful utilization. Often those inflicted with this speech disorder misuse or mispronounce words, resulting in sounding like a complete dumbass when talking. Sufferers of this disorder are also prone to frequent, incoherent ramblings and word-salads.

The following are examples of Al Sharpton's Disorder:

Rectum – I had two Cadillac’s, but my bitch rectum both.
Disappointment – My parole officer tol’ me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

Dictate – My girlfriend say my dictate good.

Fortify – I axed this ho on da street, “how much?” she say “fortify.”

"All that inside dirty that the IRS i i is doing that she needed to defeat them" -Al Sharpton quote

by Crazy8888s August 28, 2011

sharppooner

When her back is on the bed you put her in a sharpshooter hold knocking her out to make the orgasm better for you all while still having your dick in her vagina

Jeff: Hey man did you hit up Jessica last night? Dan: Yeah, I knocked her out by putting her in a sharppooner

by Sitykid5 January 6, 2016

Al Sharpton

A fat fucking pig blactivist who got Don Imus fired, a man who selflessly donates to charties and hospitals. He is also commonly known for his double standards and bad hair.

According to Al Sharpton, black people can mock white people freely, but white people should be exterminated.

by Gerard Cole April 19, 2007