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shark tits 

noun -
1. an explicative used in dismay or surprise
2. an interogative word used when questioning a foolish happening
3. a last resort uttering when a ghastly event occurs
4. Translatable to Spanish
" Holy Shark tits! that alien mostly came at night...mostly"

" What the shark tits were you thinking?"

" Ooohhh Shark tits! They're dead"

"!Tetas de tiburones!"
shark tits by Saaad Panda May 4, 2006
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shark tits 

A term used to refer to the breasts of female anthropomorphic sharks, more commonly known as sharkgirls.
Person 1: Hey, what the hell are you looking at?
Person 2: Uh, they're called shark tits.
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Look, I can explain.
shark tits by BlueMoone December 8, 2021

shark tits 

In reference to "Great, White" American Breasts.
"Oh, boy! Look at those Shark Tits!!"
shark tits by tasteittwice November 11, 2011

They call me mister sucka right breast for three left shank accidents 🐁: The First Juvenile Release...(Mr. Tits).... 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: They call me mister sucka right breast for three left shank accidents 🐁: The First Juvenile Release...(Mr. Tits)....

Sharktits 

n. An album released by nsrrenard under the pseudonym Mayhem.
"Hey, did you hear sharktits is being released this November?"
Sharktits by ThexTallxDude February 20, 2012

sharktits 

when somones nipples get so hard they cold cut glass
its so dam cold out that i have sharktits
sharktits by jamt96969669 December 8, 2010

Sharktistic 

Mentally challenged human thinking he is a shark
That boy is sharktistic look at him eating that fish.
Sharktistic by Jommy483853 April 11, 2019