shapter

A chapter of a book that quiets everything around it.

High School Teacher: On a day when my students are rambunctious , I like to give them a shapter to read.

by derenbergii April 7, 2015

Shafter

Refers to a resin compound that is refined using shitty pipe or bong residues, combining the words Shatter and After, it's defined as Shafter also because you are basically shafting the rules of comprehension, science, possibility, by recycling often rinsed/lossed cannabis material that accumulates in smoking equipment. Shafter is cristallised and isolated through a simple process, to a resin that is still very, very potent and rich in cannabinoids.

I don't use glass cleaning liquid with my pipe, I take that dark shitty residue and flip it in Shafter

by Ascot1111 September 25, 2019

shattered the glass

A moment of realisation that changes your perception on something.

When you realise a friend has an annoying habit and then that's all you notice about the person and it kind of ruins them.

I thought Jackson was cool until I realised all he talks about is golf and it's just completely shattered the glass

by dontmesswithlawyers June 8, 2017

Shattered Mast

N. When a girl who is riding slips off and crashes down on the mans erect penis, shattering his "mast" like the tentacle of the mighty kraken

"Wanna do some squats breh?"
"No thanks, still sore from a shattered mast"

by Mundungus Waferbop July 25, 2016

earth shatter

a variation of death from above in which a cluster is targeted, creating a mass knockdown. named for the crater it leaves behind.

squad 8 took an earth shatter! there is no back up any more!!!!

by Spaz De Kat January 15, 2009

shitter shatter

A rapid series of light farting/crapping noises when you're on the toilet taking a shit.

"He heard shitter shattering from the bathroom."

by BagofMojo October 30, 2015

shanter

Shit + Banter = Shanter

Georgia Chandler is full of shanter, come back when you have something good to say!

by HEEBRUmonkey June 10, 2012