The distinct smell of the internet connection offered by most cablecos and telcos in exchange for massive amounts of money from their monopoly customer base, of which they care so little they shit the bed with glee.
I tried watching netflix, but once again, it's sharter.
Originating from the word shart used to describe the act of pooping your pants accidentally with the pretense that the outcome was going to be a fart; a shartereis an individual who sharts and wallows in the fecal material as though it never happened.
"Get our of here sharter you filthy panties are not only stinking up the joint but it's rolling down your pant leg leaving a trail of poo."