shaplonki 

meaning bull, or bullshit.

dude i saw ur gf fukin this dude in da park! thats some shaplonki!

shaplonki by 7 poop zack geiger June 29, 2011

Splonking

Walking around with no specific purpose. Often used as a time-killer.

Person: So what's up?
Splonk: Not much, just splonking for a while.

Splonking by Franz Fratelli February 18, 2015

shalonka 

Derogatory insult towards Indians.

Man 1: Yo Rajesh didn’t send me the homework.
Man 2: Damn Rajesh a shalonka.

shalonka by Massey Yutes January 1, 2020

shaplunking 

to shaplunk- to shit in ones vagina

guy- OMG i feel a crap coming on
girl- you want to do it in my vagina
guy-whats that called?!
girl-SHAPLUNKING!

shaplunking by Jonathan F. and Mike "Fitz" March 28, 2008

Shabloni

Noun
meaning, to be fucked/cucked

Guy playing LOL:" Fuck I got shablonied"

Shabloni by floop2345 May 23, 2021

Shlonking 

The act of smoking, eating, or otherwise consuming low to mid-grade marijuana.

"Matt's over there shlonking mid again. Payday must not have come yet."

Shlonking by Scientia_Dei January 30, 2022

shplonkered 

When some dude or girl that's drunk out of their mind but like ya don't want to use the word drunk so like you just day shplonkered

Jules: Hey why is your mom acting so weird

Kate: oh she had too much to drink, she's shplonkered

shplonkered by Peanutbutter and Baking Soda December 15, 2017