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Shalomed
The action of someone, often of Jewish descent, stealing something worth greater than or equal to five US dollars.
The Mass Media: "The results are in... Donald Trump has won the presidential election! Let's have a word with democratic candidate Bernie Sanders."
Sanders: "My nose is feeling especially long today. I haven't seen the results yet, but I believe this means that I've been shalomed."
Sanders: "My nose is feeling especially long today. I haven't seen the results yet, but I believe this means that I've been shalomed."
Shalomed by Cisco FamssscocThe CIsco May 29, 2018
Related Words
shalonime • shalome • Salonieeeeee • shalanie • shalomie • Shalomed • Shalomies • Shaolinmester • Salonie • Shadonie
Shalomies
shalomie
Jesus is my shalomie
shatonmedeek
You have Shatonmedeek when you take your penis out someone's ass
can also be referred to getting nasty shmagma on your big D from boning a dirty suck fucking rat dick
can also be referred to getting nasty shmagma on your big D from boning a dirty suck fucking rat dick
Did you hear about when Jordan, that bohana, half breed niglet monkey invaded Rachel's shit hole with his rumpled fore skin? he totally got shatonmedeek when he pulled his monster gorilla dick out of her pooper.
shatonmedeek by Alexander Pierce January 13, 2008
shalanie
shalanie is a nice caring person, she honesty doesn't give a damn. Deep down she's a caring person, but don't get on her bad side or she will mess you up. She is a brilliant minded in any situation and therefor if you have a shalanie keep her close in your heart as she will do the same.
shalanie by yourpa simone January 22, 2020
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The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
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A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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