Shadloinking 

Shave all of the hair off of a fully grown boar pig. Attach to your spouse on wedding day, and leave the hair on to be set of fire the night you fuck after the marriage.

"I just Shadloinked my wife after we got married.

"I love shadloinking with my husband"

Shadloinking by ILoveRubbingSpaghettiosOnMe January 18, 2025

shaboinking 

Making love, screwing. The prefix "sha" added to "boinking."

"Hey, why don't women blink while shaboinking with men?" -- BLOOM COUNTY comic, July 24, 2016.

shaboinking by al-in-chgo July 24, 2016

Shaboinking It

Inspired by the legendary Shabunky, the term “Shaboinking It” is used to describe (1) the act of a woman either “bouncing on it” or “sucking on it”. Alternatively, Shaboinking It could simply mean (2) “fucking” or “screwing”.

-Created by Mr. Adam and Brenan B-Dizzle Abate
-Brought to you by Brawndo and Carl’s Jr.

1. Ahh, she Shaboinking It! She Shaboinking It!

2. Me and Shabunky were Shaboinking It!

Shaboinking It by B-DizzleMyWhiteNizzle November 29, 2025