Shadloinking

Shave all of the hair off of a fully grown boar pig. Attach to your spouse on wedding day, and leave the hair on to be set of fire the night you fuck after the marriage.

"I just Shadloinked my wife after we got married.

"I love shadloinking with my husband"

by ILoveRubbingSpaghettiosOnMe January 18, 2025

shaboinking

Making love, screwing. The prefix "sha" added to "boinking."

"Hey, why don't women blink while shaboinking with men?" -- BLOOM COUNTY comic, July 24, 2016.

by al-in-chgo July 24, 2016

shploinking

The activity in which one drinks and drives. Different from drunk driving because you're not being reckless.

"Varging>Shploinking" - ME
"He's true" - guy

by stickla9 October 18, 2023

Shaboinking It

Inspired by the legendary Shabunky, the term “Shaboinking It” is used to describe (1) the act of a woman either “bouncing on it” or “sucking on it”. Alternatively, Shaboinking It could simply mean (2) “fucking” or “screwing”.

-Created by Mr. Adam and Brenan B-Dizzle Abate
-Brought to you by Brawndo and Carl’s Jr.

1. Ahh, she Shaboinking It! She Shaboinking It!

2. Me and Shabunky were Shaboinking It!

by B-DizzleMyWhiteNizzle November 29, 2025