Splonking
Splonking by Franz Fratelli February 18, 2015
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splonking
the real definition of "splonking" is observing caves. Well think of that in the same sense but with a dirty mind. A guy observing or more a girls 'cave' is splonking.
So were you a splonker last night?
Yeah but as i was splonking, her mom walked in, which ended up causing her to sploosh in my face. it was delicious.
Yeah but as i was splonking, her mom walked in, which ended up causing her to sploosh in my face. it was delicious.
splonking by Skooby Snack April 4, 2008
Related Words
splonking • splunking • Splinking • Slonking • Shlonking • Splanking • sploking • Sponking • carpet splunking • city splunking
Splanding
Somewhere between sitting and standing is the spland!
To spland is to understand the universe... to be in perfect balance and harmony.
Splanding techniques vary but usually requires assistance from a drug like MDMA combined with a psychedelic - you must be loose but also attuned, leaning without recognising gravities influence.
Many try but not all succeed.
To spland is to understand the universe... to be in perfect balance and harmony.
Splanding techniques vary but usually requires assistance from a drug like MDMA combined with a psychedelic - you must be loose but also attuned, leaning without recognising gravities influence.
Many try but not all succeed.
Splanding by CaptainSpland July 2, 2020
Twat Spanking
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Spanking the other monkey
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spanking your clit
teacher what are you doing
student im spanking my clit whats it look like im doing
teacher spanking your clit in class is not appropriate you need to stop it right now go to the bathroom and do it not in my class
student yes mam i got you
student im spanking my clit whats it look like im doing
teacher spanking your clit in class is not appropriate you need to stop it right now go to the bathroom and do it not in my class
student yes mam i got you
spanking your clit by littlejimmie June 4, 2019
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