shamudi

This girl will light up your world and will always be there for you. She loves to go on fun and crazy trips. She is a child at heart and will always bring out the best in you. Shamudi is a keeper.

She's such a shamudi

by Anonymous 2003 November 21, 2021

Samudio

noun: One who prepares its own kind (species) for consumption, but does not partake in the consumption or eating. Not just limited to human beings and any type species are eligible to become a Samudio.

For example, cannibal tribes may rely on a Samudio to prepare the human meat to eat even though this person many not eat the meat.

by Scott Walquist and Mike McDowell December 12, 2007

Shamditioner

A mixture of shampoo and conditioner.

In order to saze time, I used shamditioner in the shower.

by WaffleCohn June 6, 2011

Shamdildo

its a dildo basically but it applies the shamwow concept. you basically just shove it in your/her vag and it sucks up all the moisture. now that the inside of the vag feels like sandpaper you can stick your dick up there and make it bleed. colors come in orange, blueberry, blood, and camel. (warning for masochistic purposes only)

Matt-"right after i basted my girlfriend i shoved a shamdildo up her vag then stuck my dick in there. it felt like my dick was rolling around in hot beach sand."

Dan-"aww dude you gotta invite me next time it sounds like a blast!"

by lil pga pro 1 June 29, 2009

shamditioner

The combination of shampoo and hair conditioner in one bottle. Also known as a 2-in-1.

I used to buy shampoo and conditoner separately, but now I buy shamditioner.

This new shamditioner makes my hair clean and soft!

by skyclad580 February 4, 2010

shamdid

A fake candid photo; usually of girls purposely not looking at the camera, faking a laugh with their mouth wide open, looking pensively at nothing in the distance, pretending to run through a field or on the beach holding their bf's hand, smiling into a cup of lukewarm coffee, posing like someone just happened to take the photo when in reality, they've spent the last 45 minutes bullying their bestie or bf into taking the shot for them.

OMG Tiffany is so basic, always posting those shamdids of pumpkin spice lattes and dragging her bf through sunflower fields.

by tresadrienne January 23, 2019

Shaudi

1) A sexy female/fine gurl
2) Something Justin Bieber shouldn't be allowed to say

"Shaudi over there is a 10"
"What up Shaudi? Let me holla at ya for a minute"

Justin Bieber: "Aye Shaudi"
Black guy: "Man, shut up! You are not black"

by eastskt8 November 15, 2011