shamdid 

A fake candid photo; usually of girls purposely not looking at the camera, faking a laugh with their mouth wide open, looking pensively at nothing in the distance, pretending to run through a field or on the beach holding their bf's hand, smiling into a cup of lukewarm coffee, posing like someone just happened to take the photo when in reality, they've spent the last 45 minutes bullying their bestie or bf into taking the shot for them.

OMG Tiffany is so basic, always posting those shamdids of pumpkin spice lattes and dragging her bf through sunflower fields.

shamdid by tresadrienne January 23, 2019

Shampiddle 

The same thing as shampee; that is, bottles of shampoo that somebody has mistaken (either unintentionally or intentionally) as urinals.

I know you hate your next door neighbour, but did you *REALLY* have to uranate into his shampoo, thus converting it into shampiddle?

Shampiddle by Telephony October 23, 2010

Shampid 

A bright yellow fruit, same size as a football.

Hey, look at the shampid! I heard they're real tasty.

Shampid by Cadmoon93 June 22, 2009

Shamditioner 

A mixture of shampoo and conditioner.

In order to saze time, I used shamditioner in the shower.

Shamditioner by WaffleCohn June 6, 2011

Shamdildo

its a dildo basically but it applies the shamwow concept. you basically just shove it in your/her vag and it sucks up all the moisture. now that the inside of the vag feels like sandpaper you can stick your dick up there and make it bleed. colors come in orange, blueberry, blood, and camel. (warning for masochistic purposes only)

Matt-"right after i basted my girlfriend i shoved a shamdildo up her vag then stuck my dick in there. it felt like my dick was rolling around in hot beach sand."

Dan-"aww dude you gotta invite me next time it sounds like a blast!"

Shamdildo by lil pga pro 1 June 29, 2009

shamditioner 

The combination of shampoo and hair conditioner in one bottle. Also known as a 2-in-1.

I used to buy shampoo and conditoner separately, but now I buy shamditioner.

This new shamditioner makes my hair clean and soft!

shamditioner by skyclad580 February 4, 2010

Shadiddybop 

A long as walk

”oh girl hell no that's a shadiddybop”

Shadiddybop by Yaboyfriendlikeme August 8, 2019