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its a dildo basically but it applies the shamwow concept. you basically just shove it in your/her vag and it sucks up all the moisture. now that the inside of the vag feels like sandpaper you can stick your dick up there and make it bleed. colors come in orange, blueberry, blood, and camel. (warning for masochistic purposes only)
Matt-"right after i basted my girlfriend i shoved a shamdildo up her vag then stuck my dick in there. it felt like my dick was rolling around in hot beach sand."

Dan-"aww dude you gotta invite me next time it sounds like a blast!"
Shamdildo by lil pga pro 1 June 29, 2009
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Shamditioner 

In order to saze time, I used shamditioner in the shower.
Shamditioner by WaffleCohn June 6, 2011
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Shidildo 

A massive shit that is later used as a didlo
Bella: I just shat the the biggest shidildo!
Shidildo by Bigcockypoppy69 April 14, 2019

shamditioner 

The combination of shampoo and hair conditioner in one bottle. Also known as a 2-in-1.
I used to buy shampoo and conditoner separately, but now I buy shamditioner.

This new shamditioner makes my hair clean and soft!
shamditioner by skyclad580 February 4, 2010
A fake candid photo; usually of girls purposely not looking at the camera, faking a laugh with their mouth wide open, looking pensively at nothing in the distance, pretending to run through a field or on the beach holding their bf's hand, smiling into a cup of lukewarm coffee, posing like someone just happened to take the photo when in reality, they've spent the last 45 minutes bullying their bestie or bf into taking the shot for them.
OMG Tiffany is so basic, always posting those shamdids of pumpkin spice lattes and dragging her bf through sunflower fields.
shamdid by tresadrienne January 23, 2019

Shadildo 

A word that you can use in any context. You can:
-Yell it to break the tension in a courtroom.
-Yell it while greeting an old friend.
-Yell during sex to confuse your partner
- It's a good reply to "Fuck you!"
- Use it randomly.
Dave- John? Is that you?
John- Dave. Hey!!
Dave- Oh my god! Long time no see.
John- Yeah! Shadildo! How are the kids?
Dave- Oh yeah, little Jimmy made the soccer te-wait, what?
Shadildo by Squillysk8 March 11, 2010

shamilton 

A very pride filled person at first b uh t ok nce you get to know him he's very sweet and kind and always has a story to tell. He's very talkative but never expresses his feelings but when he loves he loves for real.He is very handsome and has nice hair and body.
Shamilton is very mysterious.
shamilton by AFRICAN QUEENS October 11, 2020
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