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Shamnesia 

When Someone Claims They've Forgotten Something Simply So They Don't Have To Admit Truth/ Guilt BUT It's Blatantly Obvious They DO Know About Said Circumstance.

Also Can Be Used To Withold Information From Someone To Get Your Way.
"I Wasn't There, How Could I Have Been?" (Smirk)
"I Think You Have Shamnesia....." (Questioning Look)

"Can You Remember? Then Neither Can I....." (Arrogant Attitude)
"We'll Have To Push Harder, This One's Conveniently Got Shamnesia...."

"I Could Suddenly Remember What You Want To Know If You insert demand here" (Bargaining)
"I Think She/He/It's Wasting Out Time. I Hate Shamnesia"
Shamnesia by sparkstersfury February 15, 2009
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shampnesia 

The moment when you forget if you had washed your hair or not in the shower.
(washing hair)
*5 minutes later
You: Did I wash my hair yet? Not Shampnesia again!
shampnesia by Todadile217 February 6, 2014

Shamnesia 

When you shampoo your hair a second time because you forgot doing the first time.
I use up the shampoo twice as fast because of my chronic shamnesia.
Shamnesia by JetCityJoe December 26, 2009

shavonia 

Queen energy, she knows what she wants in life, and won't stop until she gets it. A great wife, and an even better mother. If you come across this woman, you will have seen an Angel in human form.
Shavonia is married to Kenneth, and they are the definition of relationship goals.
shavonia by Mr.Perfect314 May 26, 2021

Shanesia 

A very attractive girl, she is caring and sweet, but don’t get her upset, because her fury is unimaginable.
Wow that girl is sure a Shanesia by how she looks, I should be considered lucky to get with her.
Shanesia by Heyhey1254 December 1, 2021

Shamnesia 

When a Phish concert kicks your ass along with the LSD and or MDMA and you've concluded that it was the best thing you've ever heard.
Jordan is suffering from shamnesia after candy flipping at last nights Phish concert.
Shamnesia by japmeatstick July 31, 2017
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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