shampkin

When a male bends over and projectile shits on his partner’s chest while in the shower. They both lather in the shit while he bangs his partner.

My wife Brenda and I went to Taco Bell. Got horny on the drive, and I decided to give her a shampkin when we got home.

by Raph Orbison February 7, 2024

Shumpkin

Getting a blowjob while taking a dump in a hot shower

Bridget gave me a shumpkin last night. never will i be that happy again.

by bodacious caucasain December 24, 2010

Shamping

Camping where any inconvenience is rectified by driving to the nearest store and purchasing whatever will make yoy more comfortable.

In other words Sham-camping.

When we were shamping, we went to Walmart and bought an inflatable couch, plug in fridge and ate at the McDonalds.

We wrote this definition on a blackberry while we were shamping.

by UrbanWombat July 18, 2009

Shumpkin

As opposed to the classic blumpkin where you are receiving head while shitting, she is shitting while you receive a blowjob!

Schuyler: yo this girl just sucked my cock while she was shitting!
Oscar: YOU RECEIVED A SHUMPKIN!!!
Schuyler: YEA and I blew my load in her hair

by Moos3mon3y November 19, 2016

Shamokin coal mine

When a kid from northern PA takes a shit on an ice cube tray freezes the shit then puts the cubes in a friend's asshole whilst trying to light the cubes like coal

Dominic got tired of Duncan's crap so he gave him a shamokin coal mine

by Culatr August 19, 2018

Champagne:Shampine

Yes it is true. He's a dumbass

Champagne:Shampine is exactly the same.

by KJWBDSKLJDFNW,KADJSNKCJZXN March 23, 2022

shamkin

a delicious treat composed of a milk shake (any flavor) with a crushed up Ambien and Vicodin mixed in

Today was shitty. Imma fix me a shamkin for a nightcap.

by jakeisjack November 3, 2020