Shamokin

To come upon a place where no human being should live, a discarded wasteland

"After seeing my 15th old tire and 8th abandoned car, I new I was shamokin"

by Chazzbo the Barbarian February 14, 2005

Shamokin

A centuries-old town in rural Pennsylvania that exploded in population during the immigrant boom of the late 1800's/early 1900s. Main industry until the late 20th Century was coal mining. It was renamed "Coal Township" in the late 20th Century to reflect the influence of the coal industry on it's local politics. It's rumored that the name "Shamokin" is an old Native American term meaning "welcome." It's further rumored that Shamokin was built on the site of a friendly Native American village. People from Shamokin have their own lingo and are usually hardcore.

Tom: "OMG Johnny just got his legs severed in a freak mining accident!"

Johnny: "I'm from Shamokin. I'll walk it off."

by Emrak December 25, 2008

Shamokin, PA

A centuries-old town in rural Pennsylvania that exploded in population during the immigrant boom of the late 1800's/early 1900s. Main industry until the late 20th Century was coal mining. It was renamed "Coal Township" in the late 20th Century to reflect the influence of the coal industry on it's local politics. It's rumored that the name "Shamokin" is an old Native American term meaning "welcome." It's further rumored that Shamokin was built on the site of a friendly Native American village. People from Shamokin have their own lingo and are usually hardcore.

Tom: "OMG Johnny just got his legs severed in a freak mining accident!"

Johnny: "I'm from Shamokin, PA. I'll walk it off."

by Emrak December 25, 2008

West Shamokin

small high school in Rural Valley, Pennsylvania. full of republicans and patriotic groups of teenagers.

I go to West Shamokin High School.

by polly anderson March 22, 2021

Shamokin coal mine

When a kid from northern PA takes a shit on an ice cube tray freezes the shit then puts the cubes in a friend's asshole whilst trying to light the cubes like coal

Dominic got tired of Duncan's crap so he gave him a shamokin coal mine

by Culatr August 19, 2018

SHAMOKIN AREA HIGH SCHOOL

SHAMOKIN AREA HIGH SCHOOL IS A SCHOOL FILLED WITH WANNABE GANGBANGERS AND HOES THAT ARE ADDICTED TO WEED OR NICOTINE. IF YOU AREN'T ADDICTED TO WEED OR NICOTINE THEN YOUR MOST LIKELY GONNA BE PREGNANT BY THE TIME YOUR 16.

NICK: HEY, JOEY DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THAT BOY WHO GOT CAUGHT SMOKING IN THE BATHROOM AT SCHOOL?
JOEY: YEAH HE MUST GO TO SHAMOKIN AREA HIGH SCHOOL.

by trickster420 September 21, 2021

Shamokin Schoching

When a man sucks on external hemroids while making the sound of a piglet sucking it's mother's tit

A guy at work gave a lot lizard a Shamokin Schoching and she gave him back his money

by SCICT November 27, 2024