shammock

John McAfee's genius invention where a hole is cut in a hammock typically where one's butt rests. The hole is used to drop large amounts of fecal matter on top of the person below.

Bro, you should try a shammock with your wife!

Ew no, why would I do that?

John McAfee did it and he was looking super healthy so it must be good for you

by johnmcaffelover69 February 1, 2022

Shamrock Shower

Urinating on a sexual partner during intercourse after ingesting large amounts of asparagus

Yo! I gave that bitch a shamrock shower like a muther fucker!

by opeake April 12, 2011

woah shamrock

After the viral video of the same name where a racehorse bolts off with an inexperienced rider on board: A feeling of being totally out of control in a dangerous situation where the only certain outcome is that it's not going to end well.

Halfway round the roller coaster ride I freaked out and was like "Woah Shamrock!"

by ChesterChes May 14, 2017

Shamrock Shit

The resulting green poop of a delicious limited time only Shamrock Shake from McDonalds .

Wow my poop was so green today; must've been a Shamrock Shit.

by MichelleS February 29, 2008

shamockery

Sham + Mockery = Shamockery

- not only false, but scornfully contemptuous in it's incorrectness.

Daniel wasn't even a magician, in fact his performance was a shamockery to magic itself!

by Darkko August 12, 2005

shamrock

A green leaf with heart shaped petels. they can vary in number but you are most likly to find them with three leaves (four if you're lucky)

Jimmy never found a four-leaf shamrock and now he's dead....

by cailin beag August 30, 2003

Shake your Shamrocks

something your drunk self says to an on-coming woman on St. Patrick's Day.

hey baby let me see you shake your shamrocks!

by bubbles5587 March 24, 2017