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John McAfee's genius invention where a hole is cut in a hammock typically where one's butt rests. The hole is used to drop large amounts of fecal matter on top of the person below.
Bro, you should try a shammock with your wife!
Ew no, why would I do that?
John McAfee did it and he was looking super healthy so it must be good for you
Ew no, why would I do that?
John McAfee did it and he was looking super healthy so it must be good for you
by johnmcaffelover69 February 1, 2022
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