shammes 

a policeman (from Yiddish)

that shammes sure looks good in her uniform, maybe if I beg her, she'll arrest me

shammes by ooooof January 5, 2011

Shammered

Getting so drunk that you are smashed and hammered at the same time.

Eric: Dude; I was so drunk last night, I think I ate from a dog bowl
Phil: Yeah man... You were shammered!

Shammered by Mr BigG February 14, 2015

shamestick 

A stick of butter rolled in sugar and then eaten

You're fat because you love those god damn shamesticks!!

shamestick by FS SMITH February 19, 2009

ape of shames 

Nothing can change the ape of shames to come. Political extremists often act in a subhuman manner and project shame onto opponents.

Nothing can change the ape of shames to come.

ape of shames by I, Wreckerrr April 10, 2021

shammer 

The act of not giving a damn and doing as little as possible.

Shammers are usually lazy people that smoked lots of weed back in the day and joined the Army, thus becoming shit bags and shamming out on everything. Shammers also carry around a belief of FBGM.

shammer by Remised July 1, 2011

shamesung 

A despicable spelling of Samsung because they're copying others shamelessly.

Obadiah: You really think that just because Apple have an idea, it belongs to them?
Anthony: Yes! If you disagree, you're shameless like shamesung and I despise who you are on a cellular level.

shamesung by bedman July 19, 2012

Shammer faced 

The bastard child between Hammered and Shit faced.

Damn Peach, you were so shammer faced last night you threw a 1/5th of Gentleman's Jack at me, now we just have a hole in the wall.

Is that guy shammer faced? No, thats just Oscar being Oscar.

Shammer faced by blacksburg rhino May 27, 2009