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Rusty Shallot 

A sphincter that has suffered immeasurable trauma to the point where it refuses to allow any more through traffic.
Bucky was on the turps and vindaloo all week and he's developed a rusty shallot. He needs major medical attention.
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shallots 

Shallots are tiny onion roots
The square root of onion = Shallots
shallots by Katie Gergen December 2, 2007

Peer shallowness 

n.
1. The occurrence of when a person has his own opinions of a certain topic but then changes it according to his friends' opinions so that he could fit in, usually related to girls, sports, shows, movies, etc. (Similar to peer pressure but not related to actions)
George: You know, I never really thought Sandra was that attractive.

BJ: What??? George, you're joking right? She's Bangin'
Claus: Yeah man, George, you MUST be crazy
Philip: Haha, George, tell us you're joking

George: Well, I guess I was wrong. She is pretty hot. Damn Peer Shallowness

Everyone else: Attaboy :

Shalloween 

the elaborate, costume-like preprations undergone when a group of girls gets dressed and puts on outrageous levels of makeup and perfumed body mist for a party.
"I can't take a shower, it's Shalloween in our dorm bathroom right now."
Shalloween by teapartyanimal September 14, 2009

gene shallot

NBC's Today Show movie reviewer. Known for his unique movie reviews and unruly mustache. Gene is frequently mentioned and ridiculed on the show "Family guy".
Peter- 'I can't help it, I haven't been this scared since I was mugged by Gene Shallot'
Gene - 'Don't Panic Room, I'm not going to William Hurt you. I only want your Tango & Cash.'
gene shallot by Kela the Gypsy July 17, 2006

Shartlotte

A bitch ass gay hoe who can smd and touches people inappropriately w/o their consent. Uses the excuse “I’m just messing around, we’re both girls!” Literally Can go eat her own dry ass for all I care. Shitty fucking friend, if u see this NOBODY FUCKING LIKES U YOU WHORE ASS CUNT.
Girl: “I fucking hate Shartlotte.”
Boy: “Ikr she pretends to be a lesbian yet still tried to suck my dick yesterday!”
Girl: “WTHHHHH”
Shartlotte by Eatmyass385 July 7, 2023