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Rusty Shallot
A sphincter that has suffered immeasurable trauma to the point where it refuses to allow any more through traffic.
Bucky was on the turps and vindaloo all week and he's developed a rusty shallot. He needs major medical attention.
Rusty Shallot by The Rat Race May 28, 2018
Peer shallowness
n.
1. The occurrence of when a person has his own opinions of a certain topic but then changes it according to his friends' opinions so that he could fit in, usually related to girls, sports, shows, movies, etc. (Similar to peer pressure but not related to actions)
1. The occurrence of when a person has his own opinions of a certain topic but then changes it according to his friends' opinions so that he could fit in, usually related to girls, sports, shows, movies, etc. (Similar to peer pressure but not related to actions)
George: You know, I never really thought Sandra was that attractive.
BJ: What??? George, you're joking right? She's Bangin'
Claus: Yeah man, George, you MUST be crazy
Philip: Haha, George, tell us you're joking
George: Well, I guess I was wrong. She is pretty hot. Damn Peer Shallowness
Everyone else: Attaboy :]
BJ: What??? George, you're joking right? She's Bangin'
Claus: Yeah man, George, you MUST be crazy
Philip: Haha, George, tell us you're joking
George: Well, I guess I was wrong. She is pretty hot. Damn Peer Shallowness
Everyone else: Attaboy :]
Peer shallowness by Midgetmonkey June 4, 2008
Shalloween
the elaborate, costume-like preprations undergone when a group of girls gets dressed and puts on outrageous levels of makeup and perfumed body mist for a party.
Shalloween by teapartyanimal September 14, 2009
gene shallot
NBC's Today Show movie reviewer. Known for his unique movie reviews and unruly mustache. Gene is frequently mentioned and ridiculed on the show "Family guy".
Peter- 'I can't help it, I haven't been this scared since I was mugged by Gene Shallot'
Gene - 'Don't Panic Room, I'm not going to William Hurt you. I only want your Tango & Cash.'
Gene - 'Don't Panic Room, I'm not going to William Hurt you. I only want your Tango & Cash.'
gene shallot by Kela the Gypsy July 17, 2006
Shartlotte
A bitch ass gay hoe who can smd and touches people inappropriately w/o their consent. Uses the excuse “I’m just messing around, we’re both girls!” Literally Can go eat her own dry ass for all I care. Shitty fucking friend, if u see this NOBODY FUCKING LIKES U YOU WHORE ASS CUNT.
Girl: “I fucking hate Shartlotte.”
Boy: “Ikr she pretends to be a lesbian yet still tried to suck my dick yesterday!”
Girl: “WTHHHHH”
Boy: “Ikr she pretends to be a lesbian yet still tried to suck my dick yesterday!”
Girl: “WTHHHHH”
Shartlotte by Eatmyass385 July 7, 2023
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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