shalattem 

A substitute word for anything you use or consume on a regular basis.

Pass me that shalattem.

or

Have you been taking your shalattem?

shalattem by splitHaven November 14, 2021

shlatter 

When you fall and poop on the impact of the ground.

billy: i took a shlatter in the hallway going to algebra, it really hurt!
johnny: yeah i heard the janitors cleaned it up after a hour.

shlatter by Boxcarjakey December 9, 2013

Shlatted 

When you are drunk and vibing.

I had too many drinks I’m so shlatted right now.

Shlatted by jclo10 March 3, 2021

Shplatter 

An inevitable side effect of haphazardly plunging a clogged toilet without taking the requisite precautionary measures to mitigate lateral property damage and thus, contain fecal stew within the bowl.

"What the hell happened in there? It's a mess!"

"I know, right? Bruce must have clogged the shitter, because anyone else would have plunged it without getting shplatter all over the walls."

Shplatter by Sure Lock Homes September 8, 2011

Shabatted 

(v) The act of being caught off-guard as the modern world as you know it comes to a grinding halt, where everything you care about (hot food, cappuccinos, normal store hours and direct elevators) no longer exist.

Gentile: Excuse me, may I please have a cappuccino?
Jew: Sorry, its Shabbat, I can't push the button.
Gentile: Man! That's the third time I've been Shabatted today!

Shabatted by Sababba October 3, 2010

Sharatted 

When you get so drunk on a work night out that you get fired the next day.

I went out last night and got totally sharatted . That's my career over.

Sharatted by Holly Cole November 7, 2019

Smalatter 

When a bitch nigga talk

Fuck nigga, you damn smalatter.

Smalatter by CajunNogger February 4, 2020