shalattem

A substitute word for anything you use or consume on a regular basis.

Pass me that shalattem.

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Have you been taking your shalattem?

by splitHaven November 14, 2021

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shlatter

When you fall and poop on the impact of the ground.

billy: i took a shlatter in the hallway going to algebra, it really hurt!
johnny: yeah i heard the janitors cleaned it up after a hour.

by Boxcarjakey December 9, 2013

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Shlatted

When you are drunk and vibing.

I had too many drinks I’m so shlatted right now.

by jclo10 March 3, 2021

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An inevitable side effect of haphazardly plunging a clogged toilet without taking the requisite precautionary measures to mitigate lateral property damage and thus, contain fecal stew within the bowl.

"What the hell happened in there? It's a mess!"

"I know, right? Bruce must have clogged the shitter, because anyone else would have plunged it without getting shplatter all over the walls."

by Sure Lock Homes September 8, 2011

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Shabatted

(v) The act of being caught off-guard as the modern world as you know it comes to a grinding halt, where everything you care about (hot food, cappuccinos, normal store hours and direct elevators) no longer exist.

Gentile: Excuse me, may I please have a cappuccino?
Jew: Sorry, its Shabbat, I can't push the button.
Gentile: Man! That's the third time I've been Shabatted today!

by Sababba October 3, 2010

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