shagrug 

A piece of carpet that is used in rooms of high quality. If you have a bachelors pad, you would have a shagrug and booty would magically appear.

All the pads here have shagrugs

shagrug by Phillipy July 28, 2007

Naked Shag Rug 

A rug, preferably from the 1970s, which is shaggy and used primarily for shagging shaggy women.

Paul: "Oh man, this playroom is so well furnished."
Francisco: "Oh, I know. Mostly because of the naked shag rug."

Naked Shag Rug by flippedegg July 25, 2019

Shagrag 

The certified premium of the name, Shairah.

Person 1: “Oh look, it’s Shairah!”
Person 2: “Wtf kind of name is Shairah, that’s Shagrag.”

Shagrag by bluffingcatcatmeow June 10, 2021

shagrag 

Anything that is used to wipe up after sex, including but not limited to: Kleenex, towels, small pets, shirts, sheets, pants, underroos, hair, socks, toothbrushes, adult diapers, etc.
Non-use of shagbag will result in a dirty shagwipe and a larger shagslick...
It can also leave crunchies in your pubes.
Similar to shagwipe

She: Either clean this off with your mouth or go get a shagrag

shagrag by Long Willy Wonka September 11, 2007

shagugu 

some random kid who needs help with his eighth grade math.

“Shagugu needs help in 8th grade math!” or “He’s such a shagugu for needing help” or “That kid is such a shagugu, he doesn’t even know his basic 8th grade math!”

shagugu by Wolfgang.schmidt October 10, 2023

Shagrage

When you have not had sex for a considerable amount of the time and leads to violent/slightly aggressive behaviour such as punching ones spouse in the face

I had absolute shagrage and nearly stabbed him in the testicles

Shagrage by Thecuntqueen101 December 31, 2017

sharugan 

sharugan is a term used for someone who has extremely low iq and is a piece of shit overall. Everything they do is done without thinking. A sharugan has a brain so smooth it looks like a crystal ball because it is transparent, there is nothing there. Sharugan is the opposite of smart, handsome, good looking , charming, etc.

ayo that dude being a real sharugan

sharugan by anonymous September 9, 2020