shagrag

Anything that is used to wipe up after sex, including but not limited to: Kleenex, towels, small pets, shirts, sheets, pants, underroos, hair, socks, toothbrushes, adult diapers, etc.
Non-use of shagbag will result in a dirty shagwipe and a larger shagslick...
It can also leave crunchies in your pubes.
Similar to shagwipe

She: Either clean this off with your mouth or go get a shagrag

by Long Willy Wonka September 03, 2007

Shagrag

The certified premium of the name, Shairah.

Person 1: “Oh look, it’s Shairah!”
Person 2: “Wtf kind of name is Shairah, that’s Shagrag.”

by bluffingcatcatmeow June 10, 2021

Shagrage

When you have not had sex for a considerable amount of the time and leads to violent/slightly aggressive behaviour such as punching ones spouse in the face

I had absolute shagrage and nearly stabbed him in the testicles

by Thecuntqueen101 December 31, 2017