A girl who uses dancehall style crotch grinding and ass wiggling to get as close as she ever will to sex. Generally cos she has a face like the back end of a bus! They normally strike just as your soon to be ex-girlfiend walks into the club!
(Pro-Noun) Magaluf. Spanish Island. Renowed for its tirade of English scallies who holiday there. This leads to sexual encounters. The word is comprised from:
Shag - To Have Sex Muff - English slang for vagina.
This is When you decide that you want to enhance your sexual experience by either,
1. shoving a muffin over your bell end or,
2.ramming a muffin up your vagina.
this sexual act is best when used with chocolate chip.
many men have died trying to perform this act. this is why many porn stars do not attempt it, and it is banned in 477 countries of the world.