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Swaggamuffin 

Someone who wears the most hideous, trampiest clothes but still manages to pull off the look - like raggamuffin but with swag
Who wears ripped jeans and loafers together?
He does. It looks good on him though. What a swaggamuffin.
Swaggamuffin by TheSwaggermuffin November 26, 2010

shaggamuffin

A girl who uses dancehall style crotch grinding and ass wiggling to get as close as she ever will to sex. Generally cos she has a face like the back end of a bus! They normally strike just as your soon to be ex-girlfiend walks into the club!
"You tappin that ass"? "No ways.... Damn shaggamuffin just wouldn't leave me alone"!
shaggamuffin by boomonkey69 August 4, 2007

Shagamuff 

(Pro-Noun) Magaluf. Spanish Island. Renowed for its tirade of English scallies who holiday there. This leads to sexual encounters. The word is comprised from:
Shag - To Have Sex
Muff - English slang for vagina.
Dave : Mike's Goin' On Holiday Tomorrow
Steve : Where?
Dave : Shagamuff
Steve : Dirty buggar.
Shagamuff by larsselleth October 19, 2008

scaggamuffin 

scagg'a'muffin: noun (middle american) person of loose and or little moral charactar.
She is such a hoe! I agree she's a total scaggamuffin!
scaggamuffin by demacus March 14, 2011

slagmuffin 

A slag, sket, slut, whore, hooker, dirty bitch i.e. Has the name SALLY, that has a dirty, moudly beyond grotesue muffin.
slagmuffin Sally
slagmuffin by LBG6661902 June 24, 2009

shagmuffin 

This is When you decide that you want to enhance your sexual experience by either,
1. shoving a muffin over your bell end or,
2.ramming a muffin up your vagina.

this sexual act is best when used with chocolate chip.
many men have died trying to perform this act. this is why many porn stars do not attempt it, and it is banned in 477 countries of the world.
i saw a guy who had shagmuffin. he was dead.
do you want shag muffin? yeah my bell end loves chocolate
shagmuffin by Lewis Trinder March 10, 2007
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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