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spazmuffin 

1.A person or thing that is completely and totally insane.

2.An awesome and totally cool muffin.
That kid just bit his dog, what a spazmuffin!!

Dude 1:That muffin is chocolate!
Dude 2:Now that's a spazmuffin!
spazmuffin by Kurt the pimp May 4, 2005

slutmuffin 

A girl who is perverted, but still really sweet. The surprising combination of slut and muffin reflects the surprise when someone cute says something dirty.
Oh, sweetie, I didn't know you were such a slutmuffin!
slutmuffin by slutmuffin May 31, 2006

slag muffin

A varient on the word slag, but not used as an exact synonym. Instead, it is an insult to someone who is being annoying, stupid or you just dislike.
(Playing poker)
Ben: "O.k so if I have a straight but with the ten, jack, queen, king, ace, is that a royal straght?"
Dudley "you fucking slag muffin."

slutmuffin 

1) A term of endearment among friends.
2) An insult..but not really because it sounds too cute.
You're my slutmuffin. :]

Stupid slutmuffin! God!
slutmuffin by amy. April 27, 2006

Slutmuffin 

A girl who is a complete whore but only with one person.
'you're such a slutmuffin!'
Slutmuffin by Theslutmuffin November 12, 2012

Slutmuffin 

1. Term used to describe a seemingly innocent girl that turns into a freak as soon as the lights go out.

2. Promiscuous pastry.
"Sarah is my little slutmuffin"

"Is that slutmuffin felching the shortcake!?"
Slutmuffin by vmr2009 November 3, 2009