scagmuffin

A cute or pathetic junkie.
A derogatory term for a heroin addict.
An intensely slutty, whorish bitch.

Look at that scagmuffin looking all pathetic-like; I bet he could use a scag to cheer him up with a nice cocktease.

by lyubov December 12, 2008

spazmuffin

1.A person or thing that is completely and totally insane.

2.An awesome and totally cool muffin.

That kid just bit his dog, what a spazmuffin!!

Dude 1:That muffin is chocolate!
Dude 2:Now that's a spazmuffin!

by Kurt the pimp May 4, 2005

scaggamuffin

scagg'a'muffin: noun (middle american) person of loose and or little moral charactar.

She is such a hoe! I agree she's a total scaggamuffin!

by demacus March 14, 2011

slagmuffin

A slag, sket, slut, whore, hooker, dirty bitch i.e. Has the name SALLY, that has a dirty, moudly beyond grotesue muffin.

slagmuffin Sally

by LBG6661902 June 24, 2009

shagmuffin

This is When you decide that you want to enhance your sexual experience by either,
1. shoving a muffin over your bell end or,
2.ramming a muffin up your vagina.

this sexual act is best when used with chocolate chip.
many men have died trying to perform this act. this is why many porn stars do not attempt it, and it is banned in 477 countries of the world.

i saw a guy who had shagmuffin. he was dead.
do you want shag muffin? yeah my bell end loves chocolate

by Lewis Trinder March 10, 2007

scragamuffin

a particularly nasty skanky person, often with unkempt hair and nasty teeth

Look at that scragamuffin.. bitch needs to go to the dentist.

by ncmilkman October 19, 2008

swagamuffin

a muffin who has swagga.

bitch don't take no shit, she's swagamuffin...better watch out!

by Snoppmuffin July 17, 2011