slagamuffin

An older woman with dreadlocks who continues to attend festivals regularly, whoring herself out to younger men in a deluded attempt to cling tightly to her long-departed youth

"Shit! Is that woman kissing her son?!"

"Nah, she's just a proper slagamuffin. I think her son is stealing beer from that tent over there."

by Wictor Binzi September 26, 2012

Swaggamuffin

Someone who wears the most hideous, trampiest clothes but still manages to pull off the look - like raggamuffin but with swag

Who wears ripped jeans and loafers together?
He does. It looks good on him though. What a swaggamuffin.

by TheSwaggermuffin November 26, 2010

shaggamuffin

A girl who uses dancehall style crotch grinding and ass wiggling to get as close as she ever will to sex. Generally cos she has a face like the back end of a bus! They normally strike just as your soon to be ex-girlfiend walks into the club!

"You tappin that ass"? "No ways.... Damn shaggamuffin just wouldn't leave me alone"!

by boomonkey69 August 4, 2007

scaggamuffin

scagg'a'muffin: noun (middle american) person of loose and or little moral charactar.

She is such a hoe! I agree she's a total scaggamuffin!

by demacus March 14, 2011

slagmuffin

A slag, sket, slut, whore, hooker, dirty bitch i.e. Has the name SALLY, that has a dirty, moudly beyond grotesue muffin.

slagmuffin Sally

by LBG6661902 June 24, 2009

shagmuffin

This is When you decide that you want to enhance your sexual experience by either,
1. shoving a muffin over your bell end or,
2.ramming a muffin up your vagina.

this sexual act is best when used with chocolate chip.
many men have died trying to perform this act. this is why many porn stars do not attempt it, and it is banned in 477 countries of the world.

i saw a guy who had shagmuffin. he was dead.
do you want shag muffin? yeah my bell end loves chocolate

by Lewis Trinder March 10, 2007

scragamuffin

a particularly nasty skanky person, often with unkempt hair and nasty teeth

Look at that scragamuffin.. bitch needs to go to the dentist.

by ncmilkman October 19, 2008