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Swaggamuffin 

Someone who wears the most hideous, trampiest clothes but still manages to pull off the look - like raggamuffin but with swag
Who wears ripped jeans and loafers together?
He does. It looks good on him though. What a swaggamuffin.
Swaggamuffin by TheSwaggermuffin November 26, 2010

scaggamuffin 

scagg'a'muffin: noun (middle american) person of loose and or little moral charactar.
She is such a hoe! I agree she's a total scaggamuffin!
scaggamuffin by demacus March 14, 2011

shagmuffin 

This is When you decide that you want to enhance your sexual experience by either,
1. shoving a muffin over your bell end or,
2.ramming a muffin up your vagina.

this sexual act is best when used with chocolate chip.
many men have died trying to perform this act. this is why many porn stars do not attempt it, and it is banned in 477 countries of the world.
i saw a guy who had shagmuffin. he was dead.
do you want shag muffin? yeah my bell end loves chocolate
shagmuffin by Lewis Trinder March 10, 2007

swagamuffin

bitch don't take no shit, she's swagamuffin...better watch out!
swagamuffin by Snoppmuffin July 17, 2011

SHAGMUFFIN 

someone you lust over or find very attractive
someone sexy as hell !
someone with a FINE ASS
someone who enjoys crazy wild sex
1: dude, Kitty is a SHAGMUFFIN, she's GORGEOUS !!

2: WOW look at that SHAGMUFFIN

3:Chris-"man, that girl lat nigh was such such a SHAGMUFFIN we were all over the plaice !!"
pat-" haha nice!, i'd SHAG her MIFFIN! hahah"
SHAGMUFFIN by Patrick Sheehan February 24, 2008

slagamuffin 

An older woman with dreadlocks who continues to attend festivals regularly, whoring herself out to younger men in a deluded attempt to cling tightly to her long-departed youth
"Shit! Is that woman kissing her son?!"

"Nah, she's just a proper slagamuffin. I think her son is stealing beer from that tent over there."
slagamuffin by Wictor Binzi September 26, 2012
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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