sextastrophe

The catastrophe of being a sexaholic.

I am a sextastrophe.

by hoxie October 13, 2013

textastrophe

When you accidentally text the wrong person a really embarrassing message.

-- (Potentially) better sounding than "text-mergency" via. CW's Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

That text was not meant for Josh!! It's a textastrophe!

by dontTho September 21, 2016

nextastrophe

When you come to understand that one company or person is a catastrophe waiting to happen, time after time, so you wait for it...their nextastrophe.

IMVU keeps rolling out what they think is great for their user base but it is just another nextastrophe.

by Notorious Chicka March 30, 2017

shitastrophe

A catastrophe involving shit.

Example 1: "I came home and my dog had shit all over his kennel. His fur was covered with shit and the whole house smelled like shit. It was a total shitastrophe."

Example 2: "My dog shit on my floor and the roomba dragged it all over my house. It was a shitastrophe."

by SaskKid001 November 20, 2009

scatastrophe

a violent and destructive movement of the bowels usually concluding with a severe shit storm.

After eating a Patty Melt and Bert's Chili at The Waffle House
I unleashed one hell of a scatastrophe

by Firestarter_8686 March 11, 2008

scatastrophe

A catastrophe involving feces; often times explosive and messy. Typically but does not necessarily happen during a sexual act.

I was fucking her hard in the ass and when I came hard I clearly pulled out too quickly, there was a heaping warm scatastrophe all over my bed!

by brentionary March 17, 2009

textastrophe

A sudden misfortune, mishap or fiasco caused by text messaging at an inappropriate moment, ie. while walking or driving.

I was text messaging on my way to the movie and nearly walked into a pole. It was almost a total textastrophe.

by Tee-bag May 25, 2008